I’ve never felt so stupid in my life.
Caution, US-exclusive meme ahead!
don’t worry, we, the rest of the world, have geography lessons. I know it’s California in the picture which is why the joke is so funny.
Even if you’re American it’s still nonsensical
I thinks it’s supposed to be Mini-soda -> Minnesota but the state shown is Oregon
Yeah I was wondering why Minnesota was suddenly a coastal state (enourmous lakes excluded obviously)
The punchline is obvoiusly: Florida.
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Be nice.
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Be nice, even if they weren’t first.
Sowee I’ll do better
GOT DAMN!!!
I’m sorry tummy issues making me cranky
Nothing funnier than an explained joke 👍
Q: What’s less funny than an explained joke?
A: Someone bitching about explaining jokes
Me.
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I think that’s the part that makes it a shit post
really? you’re supposed to know it’s not Minnesota. SUCH AS AMERICANS.
but I guess you grokked the comment like an average American so there’s that.
Cansas
Fun-size tonic
… Oregon?
xD
This meme is 6 steps ahead of all of us.
We’re playing tic-tac-toe and this meme is playing 4-dimensional strategema.
I take Strategema for my adhd
This guy is playing chess with motorcycles.
I looked it up and Minnesota is no where near which makes me appreciate this Oregano meme even more
No, it’s spelled “Oregun” according to big lifted, pavement princess, diesel covered in decals that just rolled coal in front of me.
That’s Mississoda learn geology
What happened to Misterssoda?
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She.
He became she. Burger became soda. Next thing you’re gonna tell me is that hydrogen can turn into helium!
It happens more often than you would think, due to social pressure.
After the civil war completes, Emperor Walz declares the entire nation will now be known as Minnesota in a show of unification to the rest of the world.
Oregon is like Minnesota but squished a little.
obamna
SODA!!!
I first read “little soda” like a dunce, and realized “why is it oregon” and then realized I was supposed to read “mini soda”
I dummy’d my way to the solution
Shrinkflation would like a word
I think I don’t get it.
The transitive property in action: Mini-soda = Minnesota = Oregon
Oregano
Only because half the metro population of Portland are Minnesota ex-state-triats.
So obvious, not sure why I didn’t see it before!
It’s because they made it up. No one has ever referred to Oregon as a small Minnesota before.
They are stretching the story to fit the truth.
I must be OOtL. I got the mini soda to Minnesota allusion but how does Oregon factor into this?
It’s a shitpost, the joke is that it’s the wrong state
Gah fuck. Should have looked at what sub I was in.
That’s what I was missing.
This is the kinda community that requires more than 5 hours of sleep to digest. I know now.
Mini soda - Minnesota.
O R E G O N T R A I L
YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY
Love dying of Disney…
Better than DYED OF DYSENTARY.
Probably a fine dye so long as you don’t mind everything you own being that color. Not to mention the smell. And being dead of course.
Real talk, I have the Oregon Trail video game board game and my wife and I were playing it for the first time and she said “you start first so I know what to do” so I flipped the first card and immediately died of a rattlesnake bite leaving her to play on her own
I haven’t really played the board game, as my wife and I usually get caught up in longer ones. But I do have childhood memories of killing many a brave group of pioneers with poor planning and too much bad meat.
Developed by The Minnesota Educational Computing Consortium.
= Oregon?
i’m not fallin for it i’ve had my wheaties
I’m thinking about it and now my brain hurty
Everyone in here confused, this is a great example of a joke vs a shitpost
This is great. It’s like Shitpost-Prime. Half the comments are complaining about how it doesn’t make sense.
No one has even noticed that
- A “mini-burger” already has a name and it isn’t “mini-burger”
- The standard soda can shown is not a big soda
I mean, Coke sells smaller sodas….🤷
It’s the same burger.
A “mini-burger” already has a name and it isn’t “mini-burger”
I assume you mean sliders. The pic clearly does not show a slider, it shows the exact same burger as on the left but smaller. Way too much going on in that thing to be a slider, mini-burger is perfectly apt.
No, a slider is someone who can travel from world to world where it’s the same year, and they’re the same person, but everything else is different.
That’s because sliders was a sci-fi show starring the kid from Stand by Me.
I believe you mean Joe from the singing cockroach movie.
Gimli was in it too
It was pretty good at first but when Gimli left it fell apart.
I had a crush on the girl. When she left it wasn’t worth watching anymore.
My favorite Gimli movie is “Spirited Away”.
Enhanced Burger and regular Burger
But thats Washington 😡😤
Washington is above the red spot. The red location is Oregon.
No. You’re all wrong. That’s still my phone.
No, this is Patrick
Wrong again. He was one of the first, if not the firstest, president of the United States. They even named the capital after him because he was a capitalist
I don’t know about firstest, but he was definitely firster. That’s why they call him a founding father, not a founding fathest.
whoosh
Went right over their Oregon!
Pop them right up the Florida!
Straight into Fuck Dakota.
Washington is on the east coast dummy. It’s by Pennsylvania.
This is genius but too high effort. You may sit on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of shitost.
This is outrageous and unfair, also a very unusual state of affairs
Listen, I’ve been to Milwaukee…
This is new Milwaukee.
It tastes almost as great as it’s name.
I’ve drank their “Best”.
In Oregon, the township is Milwaukie
