So I’m gonna be a crying mess because i tried out Hunt Showdown 1896 yesterday trying to run away and find somewhere safe away from all the monsters and end up trying to dodge being conscripted into ww1 a few years later. At least if I survive I can try to work my way into joining the Bolsheviks or grifting my way into economic and political power through abuse of future knowledge and try and lobby FDR to keep Wallace as his VP. Lots of possibilities as long as I can escape that spiritual hocus pocus zombie bullshit.

What about you folks?

  • Aquilae [he/him, they/them]
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    10 months ago

    I am now a Pokemon in Explorers of Sky. Given that there aren’t (m)any humans in the PMD universe for some reason, I wouldn’t have to worry about being captured and would probably have a good time for the most part.

    If I become the Pokemon I was started with, I’m a Mudkip with my Chimchar partner.

  • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]
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    1110 months ago

    hell yes i can be Kazuma Kiryu IRL. Unfortunately, it’s 2005 and I don’t want to have to relive the last 20 years again, even as the Dragon of Dojima

  • Lemmygradwontallowme [he/him, comrade/them]
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    10 months ago

    Which game? Cuz I’m in the Roblox platforms… tis like roaming neither on Heaven, Hell nor Earth

    Huh, should I played a Hoyoverse game?

    Edit: nevermind, I’m in Humans Vs Zombies…

    Not a p2w person, if yer wonderin’…

  • ped_xing [he/him]
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    310 months ago

    I have way way way too many cookies. I wouldn’t know what to do with 3.2 trillion cookies to begin with, but that’s my production per second. I guess run for the hills and hope cookie mountain crushes all records of who owns what that could implicate me in the cookie disaster of 2024.

  • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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    710 months ago

    Been no-lifing Path of Exile for the past couple weeks. If I get to be my character, I’d probably just chill and live the rest of my days managing Kingsmarch, never actually stepping into a map again. If I’m just a random person though? The gods are all dead. Eldritch horrors from incomprehensible dimensions loom. The Templar empire has just fallen, but the new world has yet to actually take its place and it well and truly is the time of monsters. At least if I can make my way to the Karui islands I can just chill since the slavers are all gone?

  • khizuo [ze/zir]
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    2110 months ago

    Rain World… post-apocalyptic world trying not to get eaten by lizards…

  • BeamBrain [he/him]
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    210 months ago

    Heroes of Might and Magic 3. Medieval fantasy setting, so statistically speaking I’m probably a you-are-a-serf

  • bigboopballs [he/him]
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    310 months ago

    It’ll be either Elden Ring, Dark Souls 3 or Dota 2 (depending on what I was playing before bed)

    Honestly, could be worse.

  • fracture [none/use name]
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    810 months ago

    the sand hell roguelike noita, where i’m beset by murderous creatures, alien technology, traps and peril in the land itself, angry gods, and worst of all…

    I’M A WOMAN AGAIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO