There’s no way this isn’t a known spell somewhere within the wizarding world. Another example of the shitty education system found in the Harry Potter universe
Dongus Elongus
Same volume, just increased length but reduced girth.
It works for me, I can’t touch the bottom of a tuna can, but I can blow the sides out of it!
It’s e-lon-GUS, not e-LON-gus.
Don’t forget fetus deletus.
These kids really need more supervision.
Few master the snake tongue
They might have to try their hands at potions after consulting the handbook of the full pump prince.
And the Hogwart’s after school Fallomancer Club was born.
(I said I was sad, not that I couldn’t still make jokes.)
Accio Bum!
Expecto Cialis!
JK Rowling discovered girls in Hogwarts experimenting with this and duly expelled them from the entire series.
pharmaceutical engineering:
The dude on the left almost got the right spell:
Phallico Fortifico!
The incantation is Sildenafil
If the spell lasts longer than four hours, you should call your exorcist.
That’s not in universe
Skelegrow in a reverse catheter, on the other hand…
BIGGUS
DICKUS!
He had a wife you know…
Do you want to know what she was called?..
INCONTINENTIA
BUTTOCKS!
Incontinentica
Buttocks
I love the delivery of that line.
Incontinentica…
🤐😅
…Buttocks.
😄😆😂🤣
What’s so funny about Biggus Dickus?
Phallus Maximus
The research must continue
