And the Hogwart’s after school Fallomancer Club was born.
(I said I was sad, not that I couldn’t still make jokes.)
Don’t forget fetus deletus.
These kids really need more supervision.
Phallus Maximus
The research must continue
Few master the snake tongue
The dude on the left almost got the right spell:
pharmaceutical engineering:
Accio Bum!
The incantation is Sildenafil
If the spell lasts longer than four hours, you should call your exorcist.
That’s not in universe
Skelegrow in a reverse catheter, on the other hand…
There’s no way this isn’t a known spell somewhere within the wizarding world. Another example of the shitty education system found in the Harry Potter universe
BIGGUS
DICKUS!
What’s so funny about Biggus Dickus?
He had a wife you know…
Incontinentica
Buttocks
I love the delivery of that line.
Incontinentica…
🤐😅
…Buttocks.
😄😆😂🤣
Do you want to know what she was called?..
INCONTINENTIA
BUTTOCKS!
Dongus Elongus
It’s e-lon-GUS, not e-LON-gus.
Same volume, just increased length but reduced girth.
It works for me, I can’t touch the bottom of a tuna can, but I can blow the sides out of it!
They might have to try their hands at potions after consulting the handbook of the full pump prince.
Expecto Cialis!
JK Rowling discovered girls in Hogwarts experimenting with this and duly expelled them from the entire series.
Phallico Fortifico!
