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@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected]English • 10 months ago

So it begins...

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@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected]English • 10 months ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    23•10 months ago

    when Zorg builds a vehicle that removes fingers, you know Zorg wants those fingers removed. None of this wishy washy “oops it was the trunks fault” bullpucky

    • @[email protected]
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      12•10 months ago

      Zorg would charge extra for the finger removal service.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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        6•10 months ago

        They shoulda asked about the little red button.

  • @[email protected]
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    151•10 months ago

    You can restyle it however you want Elon, but we all still know those are hair plugs

    • @[email protected]
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      194•10 months ago

      As much as I hate the fuck, I feel like harping on this point just makes men who get hair transplants feel embarrassed, and there shouldn’t be a stigma around cosmetic surgery.

      • jackeryjoo
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        34•10 months ago

        Agreed, but the reason this is done to him from my understanding is that he does this sort of ad hominem attack on others and is a bully, generally, so why shouldn’t people point out his superficial flaws as well? Especially when he continually tries to rewrite history that none of this happened because his ego is so fragile?

        If he was a standup billionaire (heh, oxymoron there), people wouldn’t feel like attacking things like this were acceptable.

        But because he’s a gigantic douchenozzle who regularly bullies people for things exactly like this, including his own family, it’s game on.

      • kora
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        35•10 months ago

        Agreed.

        But he’s a sack of shit, so I don’t think too many people will think that hard.

      • @[email protected]
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        174•10 months ago

        It’s gender affirming care

        • @[email protected]
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          12•10 months ago

          removed by mod

          • Ms. ArmoredThirteen
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            59•10 months ago

            And some men get hair transplants and move on with life, shouldn’t affect you at all

          • @[email protected]
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            10•10 months ago

            Not spend money to pretend to be something they’re not.

            lol

        • @[email protected]
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          3•10 months ago

          The assumption being that some genders don’t have hair?

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          deleted by creator

          • @[email protected]
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            12•10 months ago

            I’m sure every man who has ever gotten plugs has looked in the mirror and said, “NOW I’m pretty!”

            • Fuck spez
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              23•10 months ago

              • @[email protected]
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                4•10 months ago

                So demure so mindful.

                • @[email protected]
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                  3•10 months ago

                  Not like those other presidents

      • @[email protected]
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        12•10 months ago

        And those plugs worked pretty good. He looks to have a thick head of hair. Do they take them from his ass?

    • @[email protected]
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      3•10 months ago

      In this case, it could also be a very expensive hairpiece.

    • @[email protected]
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      8•10 months ago

      I mean fuck, if I had a billion dollars I’d get hair plugs too.

  • @[email protected]
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    43•10 months ago

    Ok can we please have a obbligatory Musk flair or a tag that warns about Elon posts so I can use a filter?

  • @[email protected]
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    7•10 months ago

    Glad this site has an equal amount of hatred for this clown

  • @[email protected]
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    7•10 months ago

    Are these pictures from a Karen convention going on somewhere?

  • @[email protected]
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    8•10 months ago

    “fire one million” - Musk

    It totally works.

  • Rhaedas
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    15•10 months ago

    Wannabe Zorg. He better avoid luxury space liners.

  • @[email protected]
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    22•10 months ago

    Zorg getting the shit end of that comparison. He only tried to explode a space cruise and collaborated with a being that wanted to end all life.

  • @[email protected]
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    8•10 months ago

    Someone get him some cherries.

  • @[email protected]
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    14•10 months ago

    all those hair plugs just for that

  • citrusface
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    75•10 months ago

    At least zorg knew he was an asshole

    • Diplomjodler
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      8•10 months ago

      Musk definitely knows too.

      • @[email protected]
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        36•10 months ago

        I don’t agree. I think he believes he’s a persecuted genius that is smarter than the rest of us.

        Most arrogant and stupid people think this way. It’s a dangerous mixture.

    • BlackLaZoR
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      5•10 months ago

      Although he failed at economics with the broken window fallacy

  • @[email protected]
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    50•10 months ago

    Except Zorg had way, WAY more charisma.

    • @[email protected]
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      21•10 months ago

      Zorg had a plan. A demented plan, but a plan.

      • @[email protected]
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        12•10 months ago

        And as far as we know he wasn’t hemorrhaging money

        • @[email protected]
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          13•10 months ago

          Just hemorrhaging

          • Random_Character_A
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            5•10 months ago

            He’s just venting cranial pressure, while talking to the Satan.

            Elon just snifs some amphetamine and goes with brain damage.

          • @[email protected]
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            6•10 months ago

            Apparently Rudy Giuliani’s hair dye company is still operating in the Space Future.

  • @[email protected]
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    10•10 months ago

    good lord he looks like a frog

  • @[email protected]
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    6•10 months ago

    This is what comes from not having anyone in your life who can tell you you’re an idiot.

  • Noxy
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    9•10 months ago

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