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@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected]English • 1 year ago

So it begins...

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@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected]English • 1 year ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    7•1 year ago

    Are these pictures from a Karen convention going on somewhere?

  • @[email protected]
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    1•1 year ago

    MFW it wasn’t a fart.

  • @[email protected]
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    151•1 year ago

    You can restyle it however you want Elon, but we all still know those are hair plugs

    • @[email protected]
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      8•1 year ago

      I mean fuck, if I had a billion dollars I’d get hair plugs too.

    • @[email protected]
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      194•1 year ago

      As much as I hate the fuck, I feel like harping on this point just makes men who get hair transplants feel embarrassed, and there shouldn’t be a stigma around cosmetic surgery.

      • @[email protected]
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        It’s gender affirming care

        • @[email protected]
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          12•1 year ago

          removed by mod

          • Ms. ArmoredThirteen
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            59•1 year ago

            And some men get hair transplants and move on with life, shouldn’t affect you at all

          • @[email protected]
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            10•1 year ago

            Not spend money to pretend to be something they’re not.

            lol

        • @[email protected]
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          3•1 year ago

          The assumption being that some genders don’t have hair?

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          • @[email protected]
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            12•1 year ago

            I’m sure every man who has ever gotten plugs has looked in the mirror and said, “NOW I’m pretty!”

            • Fuck u/spez
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              23•1 year ago

              • @[email protected]
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                4•1 year ago

                So demure so mindful.

                • @[email protected]
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                  3•1 year ago

                  Not like those other presidents

      • jackeryjoo
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        34•1 year ago

        Agreed, but the reason this is done to him from my understanding is that he does this sort of ad hominem attack on others and is a bully, generally, so why shouldn’t people point out his superficial flaws as well? Especially when he continually tries to rewrite history that none of this happened because his ego is so fragile?

        If he was a standup billionaire (heh, oxymoron there), people wouldn’t feel like attacking things like this were acceptable.

        But because he’s a gigantic douchenozzle who regularly bullies people for things exactly like this, including his own family, it’s game on.

      • kora
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        35•1 year ago

        Agreed.

        But he’s a sack of shit, so I don’t think too many people will think that hard.

      • @[email protected]
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        12•1 year ago

        And those plugs worked pretty good. He looks to have a thick head of hair. Do they take them from his ass?

    • @[email protected]
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      3•1 year ago

      In this case, it could also be a very expensive hairpiece.

  • @[email protected]
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    1•1 year ago

    I woulda gone with Lex Luthor

    • @[email protected]
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      7•1 year ago

      Lex Luthor is actually a super genius. And he can actually improve the world tremendously, such as in Red Son.

      That said, Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg was still a more positive and likeable character than Elon Musk.

      • @[email protected]
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        4•1 year ago

        Lex Luthor cured cancer just to get close enough to Superman to kill him. It worked, too.

  • Sibbo
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    Somehow reminding me of the singer of Rammstein

    • IndiBrony
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      6•1 year ago

      Never have I been so disappointed to see Till brought up in a conversation about Musk.

      Till is infinitely more valuable to the human race than Musk could ever hope to be. 🤘

      • Sibbo
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        2•1 year ago

        Have you heard how he allegedly treats women?

  • Sibbo
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    4•1 year ago

    Well, the guy has some style. Sad that his personality has been corrupted so much.

    • @[email protected]
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      6•1 year ago

      You mean he’s got some type of style. What that style is though…

  • @[email protected]
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    8•1 year ago

    Someone get him some cherries.

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    “Jean Baptiste, Emmanuel, Musk”

    Just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

  • @[email protected]
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    6•1 year ago

    This is what comes from not having anyone in your life who can tell you you’re an idiot.

  • don
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    39•1 year ago

    You could give that idiot on the left a ZF-1 and he wouldn’t even ask about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.

    • @[email protected]
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      6•1 year ago

      Bring me the priest.

      • @[email protected]
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        3•1 year ago

        “I know”

  • @[email protected]
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    14•1 year ago

    all those hair plugs just for that

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    • @[email protected]
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      14•1 year ago

      I watched it when it came out, it’s prominently featured in at least once scene.

    • Kabaka
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      36•1 year ago

      It’s definitely supposed to be visible.

      Source: am ancient and saw The Fifth Element when it was new, before the plastic-enhancing remaster.

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  • Rhaedas
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    15•1 year ago

    Wannabe Zorg. He better avoid luxury space liners.

  • Noxy
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    9•1 year ago

    Alternatively:

  • Tar_Alcaran
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    92•1 year ago

    Zorg made it look way better

    • @[email protected]
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      61•1 year ago

      Zorg also made things that actually work.

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        17•1 year ago

        If only cyber trucks had a little red button

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        31•1 year ago

        Zorg’s flame thrower was a lot better than Musk’s.

        • @[email protected]
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          9•1 year ago

          Bigger too.

          • Random_Character_A
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            …and wasn’t just a flame thrower.

    • edric
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      49•1 year ago

      And at least had the charisma too. The other guy is just an edgy asshole.

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