Single ply, extra thin, just like our corporate overlords intended it.
Thing’s so top heavy he’s gonna barely touch it and the whole thing will go toppling into the bathtub and instantly absorb 10x its weight in water.
Just like that, 42 cents down the drain.
Bro that tp is gonna melt in the water whole homeboy watches like that devastated raccoon.
Haha it straight up will
Yeah, it’s a terrible waste of perfectly good sandpaper.
At least the tp is oriented in the right direction.
I mean if it’s cheap I would definitely do that too
If you can fit it on your roll holder why wouldn’t you? That’s just good sense right there
Get the double length loo roll. Because of maths, it’s not twice as wide even if it’s twice as long, but you have to change the loo roll half as often. You will not regret this transition.
I was hella poor in college, and constantly using Taco Bell napkins and such for toilet paper. One day at school I found one of these rolls that was left on the counter in the bathroom. I immediately put that shit in my backpack and took it home. It felt like I had won the lottery! No need to worry about toilet paper for like 6 months!
Nice, that might last my wife one, maybe two days.
RIP your plumbing.
I just have a garbage disposal at the bottom of my toilet. I turn it on before flushing for the “bigger deposits” 🌀
Oh so now people are too privileged to have a poopknife around?
Get you some class
The secret is a bidet. Much cleaner and suddenly I spend a third on toilet paper compared to before (you still use some for drying and checking).
I still have 2 rolls of that stuff from back when there was no TP in the store and it was all I could find. Never did end up using them, but I guess I’m set if it happens again!
Shopping in bulkStealing in bulk
Oh yeah, my cats going to have a field day with that.
scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch
Taking shit seriously around here
Someone’s university has CH-751 locks on their toilet roll dispensers, and is missing a roll…
It sure ain’t my university. Nobody wants to steal sandpaper so thin it rips before you even look at it
This is the lock picking lawyer and what I have for you today really wipes out the competition.
You use it like a knife-sharpeners’ wheel.
Behold! The UTIcontractinator!
For the poop knife?
That could kill a man rolling down a hill
Your friend steals TP from work. That’d the ones that go in those big industrial dispensers
It’s a good idea but is there any way to get it legally?
Edit: Amazon
Your local janitorial supply is better than Amazon.
Honestly every household should have an account at one, everything there is practical and works well unlike most modern consumer products. Dirt cheap too.
Stuff like broom and dustpan, mop and bucket, spray bottles, squeegees, concentrated cleaning products, paper towel… Buy commercial grade, buy it for life.
Good fuckin tip my person! Fire as fuck
As a corollary, look for restaurant supply places to get utensils and whatnot, it’s usually cheaper and you’ll get more durable stuff. A lot of them don’t require memberships either.
Business owners generally buy from business-supply places and not regular retail stores. So if a smaller business could conceivably want to buy something, there’s probably a business-supply place that sells it nearby. You may pay a bit more for durable things, but it’s often actually cheaper and they don’t cycle things out as quickly (businesses will inevitably need to buy more, and they want them to match).
They also sell them at Sam’s club
We Canadians are still mad at Sam’s club. I bought a yearly membership and a month later they shut down and refused to refund anyone. We’re also mad we lost the Disney store, that place was legit a great place to find deals and stuff for the kids easily.
The Disney store is a grift IMO. Target also carries Disney crap, so if I really need it, there’s usually a sale or something that I can take advantage of at some point before a birthday or something.
We don’t have target in Canada either. But I would always find crazy sales on clothes for the kids and even collectibles, like star wars stuff at the Disney store. They used to mark down stuff a lot cause they had to cycle in new products often. I heard they intended Canadians to just order stuff online, but the shipping costs are absurd.
Whole country mad about the local businesses in your town, huh?
They must be bored as hell in Nunavut
You’re one of those people that wakes up and just wants to be an asshole to everyone huh?
Having seen your comment history, you’re just a pedantic fuck. Bet people love you at parties.
If a joke that slight makes you super mad, you probably shouldn’t be on the internet bro.
Tissue paper in a wind tunnel.
It’s really not that serious.
so what is it from?
https://www.walmart.com/ip/1883864828
Charmin Forever Roll
you da real mvp
His work’s supply cabinet.
Rock on, man.
