Whatever you do, don’t begin in the mirrored ceiling room. You may never escape.

Begin by going into the hallway with a hangover?

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Was that a ceiling poodle?

It’s like they took 32 individual interior design students, put them in a blender, then sprayed them in separate rooms.

Nothing like watching yourself poop… and hearing it echo…

This looks terrible, but I bet it wouldn’t take much work to undo most of it. I could work with this place

Those swirly red walls… ugh.

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Well mom, remember my dream of owning a big house on a hill and how I used to wish for a living room with a plaster lion in it from Mexico and how I always wanted a large twenty four seat dining table in a dining room with original oil paintings by Michelangelo and Rembrandt and remember how I always wanted a rotating bed with pink chiffon and zebra stripes and remember how I used to chit chat with dad about always wanting a bathtub shaped like a clam and an office with orange and white stripes and remember how much I wanted an all red billiard room with a giant stuffed camel and how I wanted a disco room with my own disco dancers and a party room with fancy friends and remember how much I wanted a big backyard with Grecian statues, s-shaped hedges and three swimming pools? Well, I got that too.

From “The Jerk”

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I have … thoughts.
Firstly, the match between the bedspreads and the wallpaper is its own kind of impressive, I admire the effort.
The pictures are really nice given the amount of mirrors, the photoshop is very well done !
Not sure if I hate the slippery stone floor from the entry room of the rough ones more.
Why does the fireplace of the mirror room seems to be sitting in a shower drain bit thingy… ?
PINK SHARP TOILET AND COPPER MIRRORS. They could have used that in the shinning. I love it.
Why does most of it manages to look somewhat expensive, and then you’ve got ugly shelves and that ceiling (you know which one) ?

I like this more than I should. I wonder what’s under the trap door, does it ever show that?