My friend works at a fast food place. You wouldn’t believe some of the stuff they’ve had to deal with. People are disgusting.
You have never cleaned bathrooms if you wonder about the source of this sign.
I cleaned them for 2 years in the mids 80s. (Restaurant across from a mall in a big city) I never saw shit outside of the bowl.
Women’s was always way
betterworse than the men’s.Women’s was always way better worse than the men’s.
Is it because they hover instead of sitting or is it because every trip is a sit down trip?
Sorry. Typo. Women’s was worse than men’s.
As a kid I had no clue. As an adult still have no clue.
Let’s just leave the question unanswered.
I worked at a grocery store growing up. One time I had to throw away my shoes when I got home.
You have never worked in a public building if you wonder about the source of this sign.
Oh I know exactly what caused this.
The women who hover instead of sitting on the toilet, and leave their pee all over the seat because they are absolutely without empathy for anyone else on the face of the earth. If you are so OCD you cannot touch the seat, for fuck’s sake at least kick it up out of the way with your foot.
Having seen the occasional superfunded chain restaurant men’s room, I know for a fact this sign is needed, and yet probably won’t help. I have to imagine the kind of person who will do that to a restroom, and leave it that way, isn’t going to see this sign and say “OOOOOH that makes sense. I was totally gonna do that until I saw this sign.”
I’ve never seen the aftermath of a shotgun spray, but I have seen a giant oatmeal loaf on the seat before. It’s part of why my old job stopped letting truck drivers use our bathrooms.
I think I don’t want to know
Are you aware of the legendary Ryan’s Steakhouse story?
Hell, that thing might be an urban legend, but it’s supremely well written and if I was in graphic design, that story alone would probably lead me to thinking that selling signs like this would be a good idea.
If you haven’t heard it, a web search for “The Steakhouse incident” (with quotes) or “macaroni beef toilet story” (no quotes) will probably turn up yet another re-hosting of it.
For the lazy, here’s one I found just now: http://www.ihos.com/steakhouse.html
Manager: This looks like a job for THE HOSE
Lmao
I haven’t seen this since the late 90s / early 00s!!! Thanks for this!
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Well I guess reading that is now a permanent memory for me.
Now I want some big fat yeast rolls. Nobody else does them quite right.
Yep, that’s my takeaway from that.
Oh, also the JATO Guy story.
I was laughing so hard reading this that I had to read it to my wife and we both have been laughing historically at it
This is great. I literally am taking my morning constitutional at work and took this photo to post here.
People from my country don’t throw paper in the toilet. It cloggs it up, so instead, the correct is throwing in the trash can. By the way, if this is only common here, then what is the trash can for?
The trash can is for trash. Perhaps paper towels.
I’m sure it smells great in the bathroom. If I clog the bowl I have a plunger.
This does not influence the smell, no matter how believable it may seem. It’s pretty small, plus it’s contained in the trash can.
You’ve never worked retail, have you?
This never gets old.
seems pretty self explanatory to me
If you work in any job where you have to clean restrooms you know
If you just go to a public restroom you know.
I was in a large open plan office a decade ago with a density clearly higher than the 3 cubicles in the toilet facilities could handle. Somebody with little regard for basic human decency, murdered the shit fairy and their family in two of the 3 cubicles. Words cannot describe the scene that greeted a prospective cubicle user. Imagine 300kg black forest gateaux with pieces of corn distributed throughout being put through a wood chipper. It was quite frankly both terrifyingly grotesque and strangely skillful. I called property services who to their credit promptly sent up somebody to investigate. I saw them enter, loudly say “Fuck their mother in the arse!” and leave dry heaving into their cleaning cart. Photos were taken and emailed around to all male employees stating that the “…rancid fecal matter will be genetically tested to determine age, race and dietary preference of the individual involved!!!” Total bullshit of course, funny as hell though. We had our suspects but nobody fess’d up. I faked having a colostomy bag after that just so I could use the ambulant toilets. But that’s a story for another time.
This is my only memory of South Park since I was a kid.
I wish I didn’t remember it as well as I do.
Jesus that’s realistic
It’s the DivX logo in the corner that gets me.
The episode’s from 2006, so it makes sense.
That would make this an ~18 year old artifact.
I had to double check which year it’s today.
Today is 2024. At least in the gregorian calendar.
Why did they feel the need to depict a prolapsed butthole 🤢
