Yet if I shoot into the egnogg at the Christmas party, I’m a monster
Great, now I have to find a way to work this into conversation.
“Siri, make an all-day appointment on December 23…”
“I hope this email finds you productively choking on smegnog.”
Too formal.
Can u get pregante…?
gregrant?
PEGANT?!!?!??!??1!?1one?!
Can you burn a Luigi board?
Not with that alcohol level in my nog.
single tear rolls down cheek I’m sorry, but i must do it…
smegnog
Question: what is smegma?
smegma ballz hehe
Baby mice
a foul substance of dubious origin
Ear piercings.
ask your mother
Chunky soured milk, not yet cheese, but more cultured than regular eggcum, I mean cumnog.
God damnit. That’s beautiful
Adding this to my drunken vocab
“Waiter! Shots of cum for everyone!!”
(Or did you mean the pregnog part?)" waiter shots of preg nogg for all!"
They keep plapping but still not preg nogg :3
