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Best: Reese’s peanut butter cups
Worst: Tootsie Rolls, they’re just wax with a slightly sweet flavor
I love tootsie rolls. I’ll trade you.
That’s fair
you don’t look at wax and fantasize about chewing on it sometimes?
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That shit was my jam when I was a kid
I loved those.
Best: chocolate Worst: raisins
Best: drugs
Worst: also drugs
I remember rediscovering Hallowe’en as an adult. Totally different vibe except definitely still hedonistic af
I got eerily angry complaints from parents one Halloween after I gave out cotton candy “because it filled up too much space in their bags for something that would dissolve in their mouth all at once anyways as well as make them hyper as it’s just sugar”. Makes me wonder how they spent their evenings.
Man those parents don’t know shit - you were a Hallowe’en hero
oh man pixie sticks are like summoning a demon
Worst: Candycorn aka Satan’s earwax.
Best: Mexican candy, Pulparindo for the win!
💖 Mexican candies
The dentist’s house handed out toothbrushes. Which actually was really thoughtful and appreciated by the poorer parents
imagine the ruckus if he’d handed out something with fluoride in it
Like toothpaste?
Like hydrofluoric acid disguised as ketchup packets?
MaryJanes. Should be outlawed by international convention.
Best: drugs
Worst: anything with coconut
Worst: anything with coconut.
We don’t take kindly to folks like you in this here town. Coconut is awesome.
I love coconut water, always keep a case on hand. But whatever they put in candy is gross to me. You can have my almond joys.
I’d be pretty stoked if someone gave me a carton of coconut water while trick or treating.
Best: Reese’s, starbursts, Skittles
Worst: Those peanut butter chews wrapped in orange or black that have a weird soft but chunky feel that reminds me of something half digested. Anything healthy. Anything not candy (stickers, pencils, etc).
Came here to post unnamed peanut butter bullshit.
Like, our parents were supposed to look at our candy to make sure it wasn’t tampered with (urban legend), yet everybody looked at the unlabeled wrap job on those pieces of shit and was like “yeah, this def doesn’t contain a razor blade.”
I think they are actually molasses flavoured toffee if it’s the ones I’m thinking of. Always left to the very last, only to be consumed in the more dire of candy draughts
Reese’s are trash but the rest is on point. Personal opinion obviously
Glow bracelets go super fast in my neighborhood. They even take them off my skeletons. Of course we do candy too.
Worst is Necco wafers.
Best is Whoppers, then Sixlets.
Ha, I would take Necco over whoppers and sixlets any day. We should have been friends as kids; best candy trade partner ever.
I don’t but a close friend does. he would trade away coconut for it
That gave me the idea to toss in a coconut or two into bags this year. I’ll reserve those for the “kids” that are obviously too old for this stuff.
loll remind them they can send it through the mail with no packaging
I do full size candy bars, but I’ll also drop a handful of loose candy corn instead into the bag of someone who’s clearly too old.
What I don’t understand about those garbage molasses candies is who buys them and why? At this point they’ve been the most hated candy for decades.
If the reaction of the kids who come to my door is any indication the best is ring pops. You can sometimes hear kids shouting to other ones down the street “hey, this place has ring pops!”
Worst: those molasses toffees with the orange/white/black wrapper
Best: Butterfinger Worst: candy corn, circus peanuts
