• vovchik_ilich [he/him]
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      78 months ago

      Man, using the municipal electric bikesharing while tipsy at night in Madrid, zooming through the empty streets at 30km/h (limited bikes), is the best thing of going out at night

  • Gorb [they/them]
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    118 months ago

    The only driving thats acceptable is rally driving. All other forms of driving are bad.

    The thought of driving at speed dangerously close to a steep drop is much more appealing than commuting anywhere by car

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    358 months ago

    grillman “Driving is FREEDOM so you better start making payments on that car, insurance, gas, and maintenance, all using a credit card that’s financed with a chain of additional credit cards. FREEDOM!”

    • HarryLime [any]
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      258 months ago

      *Losing my mind in start-and-stop traffic voice: “I feel so freaking FREE!!!”

  • HexBeara [none/use name]
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    318 months ago

    Only way I’ll enjoy driving is if I’m strapped down clockwork orange style, stoned, wearing a gasmask with a bottle of jungle juice in it, wearing headphones, listening to a suggestive voice urging me to accelerate while the screen is cutting between several driving scenarios fast enough to blind and or cause seizures while droning industrial plays just low enough to hear the soothing voice continue to suggest I press harder on the pedal to go faster, and to delve deeper into the unknown with the new Range Finder child mangler 42069.