None of the options are worth much in the long term, due to inflation.
100 dollar for every day. I am not greedy
30 per bond you break. The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell and ATP generation involves breaking down many chemical bonds. It out scales all other options in a matter of seconds.
You, sir, just broke the game.
1 dollar for every step I take would encourage me to be more active and gain wealth at the same time.
No matter what you choose, I’ll be watching
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Man, I’d save so much money on talking. And on the plus side, maybe some people would open their mouth less.
Technical question - would “every bond you break” include atomic bonds from food being broken down?
No unfortunately
What about nuclear fision?
That’s pay day right there
How bout sticking my hand in a bowl of water a couple times to break a few H-bonds? Or smashing ice if you’re gonna be choosy about liquids?
Do duck noises count as words?
If so, then I’ll have it made with the last option
Typical breathing rate is 12-20 per minute or 4-$7k per day and you get that even if you sleep all day. So as long as I don’t need to individually count and bill for each breath I’ll go for that.
If you digest carbohydrates, you wont believe how many bonds you break with every step you take and every move you make.
They said that doesn’t count.
Does movement count autonomic impulses, such as heartbeats, peristalsis, lung movement, vasodilation/contraction, micromuscular firings, and so on? If so, there’s a pretty big advantage to taking those nickels.
If we’re counting the movement of neurotransmitters in the nervous system, you’ll break the world bank with that.
Breath would be $5000/day and it takes no thought or effort so…that one
I’ll be watching you.
It’s the Police! Open up! Your wallet!
I’ll take breath money pls and thank you
I feel like it would make me uncomfortably aware of my own breathing at all times
You need to learn to not think much about your passive income. Billionaire sigma grindset or smth
