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Flying Squid to Star Wars [email protected]English • 1 year ago

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  • @[email protected]
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    6•1 year ago

    Darth Vadar walks in, waiting next in line.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      5•1 year ago

      Does his suit come with a zipper in the crotch area? Or maybe just an access port?

      • @[email protected]
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        4•1 year ago

        I’m sure the “Legends Expanded Universe” people have something about Palpatine intentionally removing the zipper and replacing it with like a jagged catheter that deposits itchy peepee directly in his boot or something, to make him angrier.

        • @[email protected]
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          2•1 year ago

          Just like there’s a machine that removes/places his helmet, his toilet has machinery that removes his codpiece and pulls down his pants for him. It’s also equipped with a full-service bidet.

          • @[email protected]
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            1•1 year ago

            If it can also give reach arounds, consider my interest piqued

      • FuglyDuck
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        3•1 year ago

        Prolly, yes. The plastic bit just flips up.

      • @[email protected]
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        2•1 year ago

        I didn’t have anything fancy in mind, just pulls down the pants or whatever. I think he’s wearing something like robes though. I also don’t have a clue what the state of his equipment is. Whether he’s got anything down there or if its all machine.

  • @[email protected]
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    3•1 year ago

    Later: pee all the way up the wall

    • @[email protected]
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      3•1 year ago

      Negative. It didn’t go in. It just impacted on the surface.

  • @[email protected]
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    1•1 year ago

    9gag is still around huh

  • @[email protected]
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    3•1 year ago

    Oh god, I just had the random thought of what if you took a piss and it all came out at once in two short bursts with the POWoo POWoo laser sound effects, causing you to almost collapse from shock.

    • @[email protected]
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      1•1 year ago

      That’s similar to something else I do

      • @[email protected]
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        1•1 year ago

        You should see the doctor about the noises, they’re not suppose to make sounds like that.

  • @[email protected]
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    4•1 year ago

    Missed an opportunity to make the number 069420

    • threelonmusketeers
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      4•1 year ago

      2187 or 1138 would be classier.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    1 year ago

    walks into the bathroom wearing a blindfold

    Uses the Force of his stream to clean the stains off the bowl

  • @[email protected]
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    6•1 year ago

    Challenge accepted

  • @[email protected]
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    6•1 year ago

    “Trust the Force”

  • @[email protected]
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    11•1 year ago

    LOOSEN UP!

    • FuglyDuck
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      4•1 year ago

      We’re going in full throttle! That aughta keep them off our backs!

      • @[email protected]
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        9•1 year ago

        Get clear, Wedge. You can’t do any more good back there!

        • @[email protected]
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          5•1 year ago

          Sorry!

    • ✺roguetrick✺
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      8•1 year ago

      They came from… behind!

      • FuglyDuck
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        Negative. It didn’t go in. It was just a peck’n on the surface!

        • @[email protected]
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          2•1 year ago

          Wait, do you think that’s the original line, or are you riffing?

          • FuglyDuck
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            2•1 year ago

            This one, I’m riffing.

  • @[email protected]
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    Luke, you switched off your targeting computer! You’re pissing everywhere!

    • Flying SquidOP
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      22•1 year ago

      “Nothing. I’m all righ- *puke*”

  • @[email protected]
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    23•1 year ago

    I don’t think I can pee that high

    • Flying SquidOP
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      19•1 year ago

      Only one way to find out.

  • @[email protected]
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    4•1 year ago

    They didn’t want to spring for the color print or did that not mesh well with the color palette in the room?

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