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That we’ll solve climate change and I’ll get to live past 50
too real
No one knows what happens in the future. We can make assumptions and calculation based on statistics and probability. But ultimately we don’t know.
We probably won’t solve climate change. We might be able to make huge air conditioned complexes with just a single basic bed for everybody with insect farms underground for us to eat?
That just sounds like Fallout with extra steps.
As long as the insects aren’t radroaches we will be okay
There are some ideas to terraform the Earth to keep it habitable. It’s just very expensive and challenging and if we screw it up, we’ll be worse off than when we started. We likely won’t get a 2nd chance and as a species we don’t typically nail it on the 1st try.
That there’s good and honest companies in this world.
I’ve worked for companies that are good and honest
I ran a good honest company. Sold it to a less good and less honest one, though.
That I progressed past my teenage years and cake
I still listen to Cake, they’re good.
The cake is a lie
That I have any sort of meaningful future or purpose ahead of me.
I can’t stop picturing myself as a demolished beggar quite soon. Or a pile of mashed meat near a 10-story building.
I hope things happen in your life that make you able to believe, that, what you said was a lie isn’t one.
I’ll tell you when I discover it’s a lie.
Thankyou! Was excited about if someone would get the irony :D
I’m such a dumbo that I didn’t get the point of the question…
“Flushable wipes”
I’m at an age where moist arse wipes are a godsend, and I stubbornly cling to the lie that they’re flushable and fine.
Get a bidet
Every house I’ve lived on had a bidet and they all had a basic faucet. You clean yourself with a soapy sponge or hand and then spend several minutes splashing water on your ass and junk with your hand to remove all off the soap because there is no way the water stream can reach you. Then you have to dry yourself with a towel while water is dripping down your leg and even after drying properly the area still feels wet. At that point you realize it was more convenient simply climbing into the shower to do the same quicker and easier by washing yourself from the waist down.
Wet wipes: you wipe yourself with them and dry with some toilet paper. Done.
I will never give up the commodity of legally flushable wet wipes.
Just dispose of them in the trash
It really is bad to flush them
“It’ll get better, just gotta get through the week”
That would work if a week wasn’t followed by another, and another, and another…
Yap, hang in there. There are good moments too. Maybe we should concentrate on those.
Hang in there, three unicorns
What’s the unicorn thing? I’m out of the loop.
I just like unicorns
Yo I’m 43 and have no interest in unicorns but yours are awesome
I told myself the same lie, week after week, until some day I realised it wasn’t a lie anymore.
That there’s hope for humanity…
Ouch ! It’s a tough one.
If COVID has learned me one thing is that there is still hope! We really have a make it a large enough problem before the powers are willing to change.
Covid has show me the exact opposite. Governments saying this is fine, keep going out less than a week before ordering a full lock down. Karens and Karims (is that the male for Karen?) going crazy about something as easy as stay home and less than a year latter, people openly couching in public without even a mask
This hit me hard.
Well, not that I believe in it. Representative democracy. It’s like, we have the right to elect representatives, who seem to more often than not represent corporate/money interests, not really the interest of the majority.
It’s just like every other political or economic system that we tried so far. Sounds great in theory, in practice not so much.
You know of a good read on the Swiss? They have elements of direct democracies. I wonder how that does.
Congratulations. You now understand politics.
That I will own a house big enough to raise kids.
Correction: That I’ll be able to buy a house.
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Not really a lie, that’s pretty much forced into being true
My wife gets multiorgasms almost every time.
She does, you’re just not there to see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
That if you work are, be kind, play fair everything will work out fine.
Oof. Yeah man.
“You can buy a house with your own money” someone told me when I was a kid.
Last week I calculated that if I save every penny and dont spend a thing for the next 47 years I might have just enough to get myself a small house (hoping of course that inflation doesn’t happen otherwise it would be a shame to save +500.000 euro 😂)
They didn’t say where though. I bet in some country you can buy a house for less than 10k
Yeah, I recently bought my own house. I had to move to a rural area 2000 miles away from all my family and friends. But I did it.
Congrats! Did you do it with your own money? (So no borrowing! Not that that is bad)
Well, I borrowed from the bank. But I think just about everyone does that. Other than that, no money borrowed. My parents paid for my college 100%, which gave me a huge headstart in life, as I didn’t need to pay off any student loans. After college I got a job at a startup, which gave me a bunch of stock, and then we sold the company, which gave me a really nice payday. My down payment and moving costs were entirely funded by that.
So it was a mix of luck between having parents that could pay for my college, luck getting a job at a company that sold, and then moving to a less expensive area. Of course, I don’t want to downplay how hard I worked in college and at the startup to put myself in a situation where I could get lucky.
That ill live past 50
