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Seriously tho why are pre teens playing Yank football
The inevitable cte will be worth it when it pays for college
American Football is a de-facto relgigion. Not in any kind of sarcastic way, it is a core component of social life and holds a sacred and holy status in many rural parts of the us south and midwest. It’s the cornerstone around which the social world is arrranged. It’s far more important to them than a little traumatic brain injury.
the american people are not intellectual, to put it mildly
Alright, I’m joining the Taliban.
None of these words are in the bible
None of these words are in the dictionary, either, goddamn. What the fuck is this post even saying?
I love that “Skibbidy Ohio Rizz” is being portrayed as Gen Alpha slang, but the only people I see using it are parents mocking their children who respond with “what the fuck mom”
I skibbied too close to the toilet and melted the wax ring. Now I have to go to home depot
as far as i understand, skibbidy rizz is a compliment, ohio rizz is an insult. skibbidi ohio rizz is to kids what say “fascist communism” is to us, if i understand correctly
Ohio rizz means you have the sexual charisma of someone from Ohio. Which, like, jesus chrisht kids calm down.
I can’t make it on my own
Because I’m skibidi Ohio
So cut my rizz and black my eyes
Hope this helps.
great post
I’ll give you just 4 last words
You’re a sigma rizzler
Sounds like something a fascist communist dEmOnCrAt would say.
It’s rap beef between white children.
Curtains for Zoosha
GOONERS
Kid looks so uncomfortable trying to project confidence.
my read on the video is that none of this was his idea
The rizzler is a guy? I thought it was a play on The Riddler and Rizz, like, an idea, a platonic ideal not a person
The Rizzler is a guy (a kid, to be particular), but the riddler + rizz combination came first, he got the name from the meme
so hack to just take a descriptor like that and give it to yourself lol.
Something something second order simulacra of the 90s rap game.
The Rizzler would be a platonic particular… the Rizz itself is the platonic ideal.
a rizzler is wot a inglish bloke rowls a spliff wif innit
Reminded me of Rinzler from Tron: Legacy
Jacob sartorius walked so baby gronk could rizz
oh hey maurice how you been?
P good, got a decent job, moved in with my gf almost a year ago now. Haven’t been posting as much, but is what it is I suppose lol
fuckin crushing it i remember when u were just a lil college freshman my maurice all growed up proud o u
i should not have watched that
I have no idea what compelled me to listen to this
it was supposed to be funny. it should have been funny. why wasn’t it funny
This can’t be real, can it? It has the same layout as someone making a stock “cool guy” character in the 80s or something.
Not to quote family dad or whatever but oh my God who the hell cares
