I am no longer dying on hills. Once my enemies march their tired sweaty asses to the top of my hill I am going to crucify them as an example to the others. Get the fuck off my hill. All you will find here is humiliation and shame. And god help you if I come down off my hill because it’s a pita to walk back up there so if I’m going all the way to the bottom I’m going to make it count.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]OP
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      118 months ago

      There’s a clean spring up here. We got sheep, we got goats, we got cattles. There’s an orchard. Four years worth of grain in the granary and there’s like a dozen cats, two owls, and a weasel on rat duty.

      I’m staying up here as long as I want. it’s great up here. We’ve got a wine cellar. Y’all have fun with your dysentery down in the miserable lowlands with a high water table and endemic malaria down there.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]OP
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      48 months ago

      I think you’re missing the part where i’m building a chic, modern garden wall out of the skulls of my enemies up here.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]OP
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      48 months ago

      I’m lying in bed depressed as shit and too university degree in truthed to watch prestige tv wankery and i am going to inflict that on the world one post at a time.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]OP
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      158 months ago

      You can come hang out on the hill all these other mofos better watch out though. We’re tough. We’re on top of a hill. The rest of them? Not ready.