No fictional characters. Sorry, Grandpa Joe haters.
Mitch McConnell. I’d slap his turtle head right back into it’s shell.
Matt Walsh. As much shit as that guy talks about LGBTQ people = groomers, you just know that this gross fucking turd has some interesting “research” saved on his hard drive. Outside of Steven Crowder I’ve never seen someone project so hard as this creep
Nice try, fbi
Woodrow Wilson. Id probably lose, but as long as i got a solid hit in at least itd feel worth it. Fuck Woodrow Wilson.
I thought there was nobody I’d like to fight, but I was wrong. I totally agree with you. Fuck Woodrow Wilson. I actually have a shirt that says that.
Probably dead, be a much easier fight that way
You didn’t let the real question even touch you right? 💀
The actor that played Grandpa Joe.
I like your style
Gandhi. And we’d do it playing Tekken.
Would you be snuggled up in bed with him?
Trump. I have relevant experience.
Experience destroying Cheetos?
Careful, known crotch grabber.
the ceo of poverty
He usually went by “Ronald Reagan”
Unfortunately, that’s Mike Tyson.
peter thiel
French president Chirac, for laying waste to my home and its members.
Ronald Regan on live TV.
Dead Regan or live Regan? I’d pay good money to see you dig up his corpse and whoop it’s ass.
The dude was kinda built though.
Ronald Reagan uses Secret Service. It’s very effective!
Ronald Regan at the end of his second term then.
Ronald Reagan?! The actor?!
Helen Keller
Blindfolded, with one arm tied behind your back.
This also holds the hidden potential for the most-humiliating defeat, though.
😨
Jesus, just for the bragging rights.
(Many scholars believe him to be a real person, but with a bit overstating and inaccurate literature associated with him)
BUT if he was real and actually worked as a carpenter, he may be super jacked, even without any magical powers.
Yeah, have you seen him up on that cross? Dude is shredded.
Going for that Jeeeeesus on the cross look
Idk that anybody from the era of regular famines can qualify as ‘jacked’
How has nobody said Hitler or Stalin? You bunch of Communist Nazis.
Lenin. I’ve seen his body he’s a little bitch
He had some debilitating disease at the end.
I was wondering the same thing lol. I’ll take on Hitler. Maybe use a bat like in that one scene in Inglourious Basterds
Stalin would kick my ass.
Think I’d try wrestling with Kaufman.
Hitler got that crackhead energy from all the drugs he on and is a war veteran too. He gonna be scrappy in a fight. And i dont wanna have to go the rest of my life knowing i lost to a man with one testicle.
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