Both makes random noises at night that wake me up
Cat’s cute tho
You don’t pet your printer?
the last inkjet I had… I would threaten with a ‘baby’ sledge hammer (1 pound sledge hammer shaped head on a normal hammer handle.)
usually got the point across.
(used properly, a sledge hammer will ensure devices will never break again.)
percussive maintenance, my favorite
Cat wins
Cat eats grass then pukes on the living room rug.
Grass not required - could be just hairball, or recent food, or not fed fast enough, or ran around like a maniac, or just for no reason at all.
Cat does it because it knows it is cute and therefore can get away with it.
So, more reliable output then.
“Sprays to assert dominance”
Cats are shredders
However, you get very different responses from people if you use a hammer on them.
PC LOAD LETTER… …
Both make a mess.
Both take up too much space on the desk
