My prediction is that the corpo media will take whatever 
babbles or mutters about and use sophistry to spin it into an epic comeback because the “horse race” mandate is that necessary for corpo news business models.
It will be startling, even to some casual observers, that might say “wait, that rambling about Hannibal Lecter is supposed to be part of an epic comeback that places 
at a 50/50 chance to win again? Did I just hear that from those talking heads on TV?” And they’ll get used to that as the new normal but for a moment things will feel a bit unprecedentedly strange.
Fuck. I thought this was yesterday and my wife forgot to force me to experience it.
I guess I’m going to dust off this shirt I ordered and have never worn anywhere for the occasion.
I hope we get some classic bitchy Hollywood Trump. Making fun of Harris’s laugh, implying that she’s addicted to Xanax, telling her to ask Hillary how to cope after she loses, that sort of thing. Too much MAGA lately, we deserve a little “Sissy Grayden Carter’s brunch no longer hot” from Trump. This may be one of the last moments he gets center stage in the national spotlight, it’s time for a return to form.
Trump calls Kamala the gamer word.
That’s a bold prediction. You get some serious
if you’re right about that. And I don’t think that’s impossible.I’m going to claim victory if Trump says any racial slur.
All slurs are
words.My problem is I don’t think Trump is smart enough to know any slurs directed towards Indians.
He won’t have to if he leans on his old reliable “nasty” talk.
This is the bingo spot guess: kamala will at some point say “I’m speaking. I’m speaking.”
I think that’s why they wanted united mics so bad. She clearly thinks it’s a really good line that’ll score her more votes, she’s used it a few times this go around already (including against pro Palestine protestors lol).
For something unusual, Trump admits to wearing diapers. Probably accidently in a weird roundabout way
Trump actually did the “I’m speaking” and called it out and it was kinda funny
What a plot twist that was.
black myth wukong spoilers
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
For something unusual, Trump admits to wearing diapers. Probably accidently in a weird roundabout way
If the corpo news ghouls really want to even the odds, they’ll sophistically frame it as a brave gesture and a bunch of old boomer fucks (and
) will rally hard about it and concern troll themselves into 60% or higher win chances.they already had the diaper thing…
Why wouldn’t they do it again, and make it worse the next time around?
Chuds never let go of that stoner frog cartoon that they stole, for example, and only mutated Pepe into more and more distorted and more fascist versions.
moderators are going to ask about candidates stances on trans issues, and they will fight over who is going to be more concerned about integrity in sports and limiting young adult access to healthcare
Trump is gonna shit himself audibly and just completely power through it, overwhelming Kamama’s Xanax ride and turning her into a massive weirdo.
several minutes will be dedicated to each of them trying to top their unconditional support for genocide against Muslims.
There’s a nonzero chance of the microphone picking up the “Fish Delite” and Diet Coke byproducts.
Trump is gonna shit himself audibly and just completely power through it, overwhelming Kamama’s Xanax ride and turning her into a massive weirdo.
god dammit tihs is gonna win the thread
As far as I can tell, no one in this thread won.
I suppose it was a fine debate…
It’s about to start! Anything after the turn of the hour no longer counts, so place your predictions now if you haven’t already!
Harris starts claiming indirect credit for American-led coups against democratically-elected leaders overseas, thinking that mentioning that will make her look tougher.
tbh this is the hat trick after being the tough-on-crime DA lady and then ascending to “most lethal army in the universe” candidate
- may show up late as a tiresome and even predictable “power move” as he often does, but that isn’t even much of a longshot.
trump pulls a 180 from his previous statements on palestine and isntreal and kamala is fully unable to make a more based statement than donald j trump, the moderators take off all their shirts and throw them on the floor
The shirtless moment aside, I think there’s actually a significant chance your prediction comes true.
has been more bloodthirsty than I thought @[email protected] (or a desire to actually win the election) would allow her to be lately.😔
i’m in it to win it
tho i am not gonna be watching the debates so if the broadcast starts and the mods are wearing t-shirts somebody should log in and tell me
Trump threatens another 9/11
Mainstream discourse about the merits of a presidential candidate eating a roadkill bear vs park ducks vs actual pets vs that dog RFK ate.
I’m from Springfield Ohio, and I say eat em all!
“I’m speaking” repeated one too many times.
Carefully researched alternatives to “I’m speaking”. “Are you ok?” would be killed tbh
“They’re eating cats & dogs folks, the Democrats they want to serve Air Bud up on a platter”
But one thing is for certain, I will turn it off and fall asleep before it is half way through
edit: I’ll be taking my awards now
Your background art is amazing, btw. You have powers… political powers!
You bet your sweet…ASS!
Damn u killed it
the first speaker will cede some of their time to do a moment of silence for the victims of 10/7 and/or 9/11
Fuck. That one feels so real that I may need to ask afterward if you were using the lathe.
