Slept in so late because I was having such a good sleep last night. Kept hitting snooze!

Back to Melbs today. So glad to have that swim last night. It just hits differently when there’s no one there which is a bit risky. Which brings us to a rave choon.

It dawns on you… You are potentially staring at, what could be… Finality 1 million and one ways to die.

Tonight’s party maybe the last for a while because the man will be commencing 12 hour days 6 days a week work. Booooo.

After watching Trainwreck Woodstock 99 I got some ideas for a playlist, the moshpit (lounge room) has been vacuumed and we will be causing fucking mayhem (not too much cos I have to clean the mayhem) tonight. This is gonna be PG rated wild.🤘

Do not recommend tripping balls on demazin and watching brazil

Work gave me a bag of lollies for R U Ok day and it’s mostly those hard lollies that shred your tongue to pieces.

So ‘if you are ok, you won’t be’ is what they’re saying.

Pavlov’s Cats. I just got a home delivery, when the door buzzer rang Bill and Ted started licking their lips. mmm, Home delivery is usually food and cat food. Sorry guys, it was just boring Ikea stuff.

I have a parcel which needs a signature (and won’t let me change that) coming between 12:10-2:10pm

I have a dentist appointment from 1:30-2:30pm (I’ll be out 1-3pm)

I reckon Mr postman Pat is gonna turn up about 10 minutes after I leave

And my post office is very strict on only allowing pickup after 4 for some reason. Even if the message that it’s ready for pickup gets sent sooner, and I can literally see my parcel sitting there, they will not allow me to pick it up before 4

🙃

Edit: W E I R D. 5 minutes after posting this I got a notification from the camera somebody coming up the driveway. The usual chatty postman wasn’t at my door - a new lady I’ve never seen before was. She left both of them, including the signature one and by the time I opened the door was already on their electric bike thingy and halfway down my driveway. I hope chatty postman didn’t get sacked for being too slow, he was lovely

Visited the expensive fancy supermarket because craving olive bread. Now have much less olive bread and a belly ache.

Okay Kmart has just got these really cool iridescent skull candles in, and it is taking every ounce of self-control to leave them on the shelf. I do NOT need to spend this money. 😂

Had to clip Mickey’s claws a bit - he kept getting them stuck and then not being able to release it and yowling in pain. So I had my partner cuddle him with his oodie, and I used some small curved scissors and just very slightly clipped the very tips of his claws, just to remove the curve.

He did so well, no struggling or freaking out. He wasn’t happy, but he wasn’t afraid. He such a great cat!

I’ll have to grab him a new scratchy thing and keep an eye on his claws.

Goodnight everyone ❤️

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So… yesterday while getting some good ole IT support, I tell them I have no write access is because the folder is outside of the directory (that everyone thinks it is in). Emphatically told (x 3) nope, that should not affect my permissions. Then enjoyed a mansplain back to me about where the folder was located (I know, I detailed an email to a senior 2 months ago—who had no idea what I was talking about) and walked me through their cmd force update. It wasn’t particularly patronising, but it was like I wasn’t even heard.

I mean I probably couldn’t IT help desk to save my life, but I can’t say it doesn’t hurt when I’ve done a little fun time hobbying with CLI.

But hey, small wins. At least it was fixed this time. Not like I have been waiting for two months or anything.

The fuck has every cunt who knows i’m sick suddenly decided they desperately need me for things fuck off

Won a bottle of Henny from a bet.

Been sipping it this evening and it’s goooooooood.

Haven’t had Cognac in twentyish years. Been missing out.