• Admiral Patrick
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    298 months ago

    I’d stop the guy who went back in time to stop the first guy from smoking stuff.

      • Admiral Patrick
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        58 months ago

        True.

        And you could always go back in time to stop me from stopping you from stopping the guy.

        That’s why I think time travel will never allow history to be changed, and I think Rick and Morty may have done a bit about that.

          • @[email protected]
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            88 months ago

            Alternatively, Hawking proved that he was unpopular and nobody wanted to go to his party.

          • abff08f4813c
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            18 months ago

            I think not entirely - the experiment did not seem to rule out the case where traveling backwards in time is possible, but only up to the point when the time machine was built.

            I.e. in 3012 Dwayne George successfully creates the first functional time machine, and moments later is slain at the hand of a time traveller who went back to prevent the invention of the time machine.

  • @[email protected]
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    38 months ago

    As I wouldn’t like to change something and go fully dystopian when I return to present, I just go back and buy 1 million bitcoins, then return to present and influence present things just using big amounts of money.

    • @[email protected]
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      48 months ago

      After the bitcoin shortage oroviked by a by of 1.000.000 coins, its already low value plummeted and all the crypto bros started to use bitcoin2 instead effectively killing off the original bitcoin.

  • @[email protected]
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    18 months ago

    Well, I don’t think anyone is really sure just how exactly time travel can mess with stuff. I would probably take a page from some time travel movie I saw. I would want to avoid any sort of temporal paradox and avoid too many changes.

    So, I would probably remove myself from the equation as much as possible. Go to a hotel or somewhere where I can avoid accidentally running into anyone I might know. Leave all electronics behind, but take a book or something. Spend the whole day avoiding TV/News/People and just reading or work on perfecting a skill. At the end of the day I would call up a broker from the hotel room and find out which stock had the greatest percentage gain that day. Just enough information for one good trade.

    Then I would go back to that morning, buy up a ton of that stock, live out life normally, then sell the stock at the end of the day.

    Rinse and repeat for a short time.

    I would absolutely avoid something like winning the lottery, but for those of you who would use time travel to win the lottery, you might want to follow the advice from this comment here: https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/24vo34/whats_the_happiest_5word_sentence_you_could_hear/chb38xf/

    • @[email protected]
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      48 months ago

      I’d add the Spanish Inquisition to that agenda. But who knows, perhaps the Holocaust might not have ever happened if the Spanish Inquisition never happened. 🤷‍♂️

      Time travel thoughts bring up all sorts of hypotheticals…

      • bizarroland
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        28 months ago

        Might be worth it to sink the Nina the pinta and the Santa Maria Midway across the Atlantic.

        If Columbus never made it back to Europe that would have delayed expansionism a good while.

        If I could also somehow go to the Americas and provide some interesting artillery to the Eastern coastal tribes that would probably help even more.

      • I Cast Fist
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        28 months ago

        There are many ways to stop or deeply alter the Spanish Inquisition, like never getting christianity going, never getting islam going, ensuring the Arabs wipe out all the christian kingdoms of Andalusia, ensuring the Cordoba Caliphate doesn’t disintegrate, doing something to both Isabella I of Castille and Ferdinand II of Aragon so they don’t get into power.

  • I Cast Fist
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    38 months ago

    I’d invent the printing press during the classical era and watch what happens from there. I guess the folks at Carthage would also enjoy knowing about paper making, better wind-powered sails for ships and to be on the lookout for those “Romanes”

  • Leraje
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    508 months ago

    Bad idea. Last time someone did this we ended up with this timeline.

  • @[email protected]
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    148 months ago

    As we learned from the Butterfly Effect, changing the past only results in Ashton Kutcher getting more power.

  • Drusas
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    38 months ago

    I guess I would try to warn people that the tsunami was coming.

    • @[email protected]
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      28 months ago

      Everyone treated you like a loony idiot before the tsunami, and now you are in a NSA basement getting tortured for “future information”.

  • @[email protected]
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    18 months ago

    I would install an automated missile system on every single would be colonizer country’s waters, that would sink their ships when they tried to leave port