Threads used to bewilder me until I started using Haskell. Holy shit that felt like magic, turning an app parallel with two lines of code.

Now, I just have to worry about memory limits….

IT IS MELTING
STOP POSTING
PUT IT OUT OF ITS MISERY

And soon memory issues as well.

I got 99 problems but Meta’s Threads ain’t one of those.

Or Yoda is a Forth programmer.

Is a funny joke, but Yoda speaks in a consistent OSV as opposed to SVO used in English. 🤓