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Technological_Burger to [email protected] • 2 years ago

Inhale…Exhale…Reset Timer!

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Inhale…Exhale…Reset Timer!

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Technological_Burger to [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    22•2 years ago

    If you only took 1 breath every 2 minutes you would be what they call in France “le dead.”

    • @[email protected]
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      1•2 years ago

      It doesn’t say you only breathe once every two minutes, though.

      You just reset the timer more frequently than once every two minutes. It doesn’t change the fact you only have two minutes from each breath.

  • @[email protected]
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    39•2 years ago

    What about those people who can hold their breath for longer than two minutes?

    • @[email protected]
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      4•2 years ago

      You technically have 2 mins (plus x seconds you badass) to live but every time but every time you breathe it restarts the timer.

      • Johanno
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        2•2 years ago

        What about the World record of about 10 minutes?

        • @[email protected]
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          3•2 years ago

          World record is closer to 24 minutes underwater

          • @[email protected]
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            3•2 years ago

            That depends a bit on the ruleset. According to Guinness (where hyperventilating with pure oxygen beforehand is allowed), it’s 24:37.36. According to the freediving organisation AIDA (where pre-breathing oxygen isn’t allowed), it’s 11:35

          • @[email protected]
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            2•2 years ago

            Sounds so unreal to be able to hold breath for so long

    • @[email protected]
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      20•2 years ago

      They’re playing at half speed

      • @[email protected]
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        1•2 years ago

        We should all help them upgrade!

      • @[email protected]
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        4•2 years ago

        This has to be the right answer

    • @[email protected]
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      16•2 years ago

      Zombies, dâh!

  • MyOtherCarIsEpona
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    1•2 years ago

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  • Eochaid
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    2 years ago

    Except, if you refuse to breathe, you won’t die, you’ll just pass out and start breathing again…which kinda kills the tension implied by the meme.

    • nevial
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      17•2 years ago

      It never mentions breathing voluntary/consciously, though. It is technically correct

      • @[email protected]
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        4•2 years ago

        Technically correct is the best ki… Wait where am I?

  • Indiana_Jones
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    3•2 years ago

    About to die? Breathing is the solution.

  • covert_czar
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    7•2 years ago

    With the essence of chlorine gas its again 2 minutes time without the reset part💀

    • @[email protected]
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      2•2 years ago

      Or carbon monoxide

  • @[email protected]
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    22•2 years ago

    I can hold my breath for 4 minutes. Does that mean I’m technically living more life than the rest of you?

    • nyoooom
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      Might have a longer life expectancy.

      But like for real, that probably means your body gets better oxygenation which would make you a bit healthier, on average.

  • @[email protected]
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    4•2 years ago

    You can power charge the timer when you breath in pure oxygen.

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