Yes, if they are really interested and don’t have IT background. My mother once thought I look up codes in books and type it into the computer.
Someone needs to tell her about Stack Overflow.
Trouble as in I’m in trouble if I do. I’m a formally educated it security engineer running my own incorporated software and infrastructure company. Firstly: people just hear “computer guy” and their second thought is “he can fix my stuff”. So I stay near to the truth and simplify it: I’m a theoretical electrical engineer. Boom, instant bored face and they leave as fast as they can. My neighbors love me, but I haven’t fixed a single of their computers in decades.
Also pro tip: the wife has the same qualifications as I, so she fixes her family’s stuff herself. My job is to lug stuff and the kids around at home.
simplify it: I’m a theoretical electrical engineer.
So, IT is just theoretical electricity.
I need to remember that 😁
A concept of electrical engineering
Nah, like 50% of it is just telling people to restart their computers.
“I’m a stand-up comic.”
“Ooh! Heckle me!”
“I don’t know anything about you and don’t wanna say anything mean about you. Just enjoy the moment without getting a performer to do free work for you.”
“You’re no fun.”
“Don’t have to be on all the time, let me eat my burger.”
I imagine you get these questions all the time, but how did you get into stand-up, and how did you get the guts to get up on a stage and try to be funny?
I love the idea of stand-up comedy, but I’ve been to a few open mic nights and it almost always seems like drunk people showing off, people that are hilariously unfunny, or people in the crowd that try to shit on anyone remotely trying to entertain.
I started out as a quizmaster, telling quiz for a night a week. I’d open my show with a new 45-second bit each week, built audience numbers over time.
Then I realized I’d been doing this for years, and was an incredibly prolific comic! I had enough material I could just walk out onto a stage and just lengthen out my opening bits, cause I no longer had a quiz to tell that night!
Reading the first several posts… Is everyone here in IT? 🤣🤣
Mostly, yeah
I do computer
Bleep bloop bleep
heyo yeeeeee
Ask me again in UDP
01001001 01110011 00100000 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 01111001 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100000 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01001001 01010100 00111111 00100000
I’m sorry I only do TCP
UDP world DGAF
Truth.
No, but only because we subdivide what layman think of as IT into many specialties
Given you are using niche forum software. Yes, most likely.
There are DONZENS of us!
No. I do not.
Describing my job? Yeah, sure. I do science.
Explaining my job? Hell no. Nobody is willing to read a 20 page lit review to start to understand the background of what I do
Contramuffin. (2024). Describing my job: I do science. Lemmy World, 78(9), 69-420.
No. Just keep it simple. Nobody wants to see me struggling to explain anything.
I’m a software developer. My default explanation to people who don’t know what that means is, “I whisper to computers, and sometimes they do what I ask”.
As DevOps , I whisper to a room full of computers to do what you told them plus do what some others tell you to break what you did, then run a big hammer over it, and hand all the pieces back to you
My experience is that it almost always does what I ask. The problem is that some times I don’t ask it to do what I want it to do in the exact way it will understand.
“Stop doing what I told you to do and start doing what I want you to do!” has been uttered in my office a few times.
Guess my job based on the following description:
I sell a product to a people who don’t believe they have any use for it during what they consider their personal time.
Answer:
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I am a middle school math teacher.
Nope. I keep the internet working.
People seem happy when I say that. Unless my internet at home craps out and my wife makes a cheeky joke about it.
I’m in DevOps, so anyone not in tech has no idea what I do/what that means. So, I end up just saying “I work in IT”.
My new doctor didn’t like that answer when we were making small talk and wanted a more detailed answer, so I tell him. He looks at his nurse and says: did any of that make sense?
Huh, I came to say pretty much the same thing. I’m DevOps, more or less, by I tell people I’m a programmer since that’s what I do
Yes, sometimes.
I basically move and transform data.
AFTN/AMHS expert at an ANSP so definitely yes.
When people understand that it is about air traffic control and say “Oh so you work in the airport tower” you just answer yes.
Me: I’m in IT (trying to keep it simple)
Them: OK, but what do you do in IT?
Me: I’m a system administrator (again trying to keep it simple)
Them: I don’t know what that means. What does a system administrator do?
Me: I work on servers (again, trying to keep it simple)
Them: What’s a server?
Me: I’m in IT…
Replied elsewhere: I cast spells that make the runes etched in sand translate the energy of magic stones into dancing light.
Usually I just tell people that I work in IT and leave it at that.
That’s a combination of too simple/short in your sentences, mixed with too specific jargon with no clarification. It’s dumb as hell that people don’t know stuff like what a server is, but if they don’t you have to abstract it more.
My go to is some form of: I’m in IT, I do systems administration. I help keep all the things behind the scenes working so that everyone’s stuff works at my workplace. Less of making your email work, more of making everyone’s email work.
Obviously I work with a hell of a lot more than just email. I’m mostly scripting out custom automation jobs to bridge gaps in the integrations between different systems. But like you said, keep it simple.
Oh hello fellow email admin. What platform?
I’m a salesforce admin and I feel the same way
Ooo, my brother-in-law is in sales. What kind of commission do you make?
I’m a salesforce admin
I’m sorry
Tis a thankless job!
So you keep the computer engine running.
