As everyone already mentioned, all hitmen are just cops with a fake moustache.
So just skip the middleman, and start swatting your enemies. Same results, probably at a discount for you!
Asking for a friend?
Like, getting a hitman for a friend? Or getting a hitman for a friend?
Depends on who you know.
If you are well connected to a cartel or a similar crime organisation or at least in good standing with them: No, it’s not that difficult, sadly.
If you are not, thankfully it’s hard.
Why? Because it’s illegal and that is a problem for the buyer in that case. Why? Because if you hire someone he can simply fuck off with the money. Now what do you do now? You can’t go to the police or sue him. You can of course hire another hitman and try to kill the first hitman . But who guarantees that this hitman is not also fucking off with the money? (There was literally a case when this happened).
So unless you have some kind of “society net” behind you, that protects you from this, either via coercion (“Pablo will kill your family if you fuck off with his money, the buyer is his veterinarian!”) or other guarantees (“You are no longer welcome with lemmafia, you screwed over one of us!”) you are likely fucked.
And if you would,you would not ask that here.
Which is good.
The old school hitman that worked for a higher up in a syndicate has nearly disappeared these days at least in the industrial nations. DNA based investigation techniques are fairly common these days and it is nearly impossible to be certain that you left no traces. And these can fuck you over 20 years later. So it’s not a long term career these days as people don’t want to risk being caught for drunk driving 20 years later and now have a murder case brought up against them all of a sudden. Additionally these kind of people are a liability - they can connect someone who does not want to be connected to a crime to one. Which makes them very interesting witnesses.
Even the crime cartels often use kids/minors as hitman these days - sometimes even brought in from South America,etc. just for the crime. They have very little risk of detection as they won’t be in any databases, they don’t care if they get their DNA on something when they disappear into a slum (or worse) afterwards anyway and if caught they won’t get harsh sentences most of the time.
This is super interesting. Do you have any more information about these child assassins? Like an article to read? Or an anime I can watch?
A good article on the general topic
I can’t find the one about the US I read, but here’s a similar one in terms of burglary.
And an anime? Dude. What the fuck is wrong with you?
There is nothing glorious,nothing anime-worthy about these cases. There are victims on both sides - the crime victim of course,but also the child murderers are often somewhat a victim. They are not old enough to grasp the full concept of what they are up against, they are often first tricked and then coerced/forced, often come from a destitute family and economical situation and there have been cases when they disappear afterwards. A murder is a murder,but often they don’t know what they get themselves into.
The only winners are the cartel/gang bosses. As usual.
Hey- thank you for this. I apologize and thank you for the call out. It sounded so fantastical that I completely distanced myself from the fact that these are real children being taken advantage of and used for evil.
Asking about it on lemmy, i would say incredibly hard.
How easy or hard is it to hire a Hitman?
That’s the man right there, Officer.
Seriously though I don’t know if it is a stupid ass trope or what but people seem easily to contact.
From my extensive experience in this area (true crime podcasts lol), if your hitman is either quoting a reasonable price or offering a payment plan, they’re a cop.
Unless you’re in South Africa, in which case you can legitimately walk in to a bar and hire a murderer for a very reasonable price.
From what I’ve heard that also applies to some South American countries. But in any developed country it’s basically unthinkable to do something like this without getting caught.
So what is a realistic price in a western country? And what about those darknet hitmans?
Honestly, anything over 30k wouldn’t really be worth it. Way easier to get a nice vacation and some therapy sessions for the same money instead of being that mad at someone.
From my extensive experience in this area (true crime podcasts lol), if your hitman is either quoting a reasonable price or offering a payment plan, they’re a cop.
And the ones asking for payment up front will enjoy the free money. What, were you going to get a receipt for that?
Seriously man, it’s a good price, and I have a plan setup with Affirm for payments, you can spread it out over at least a year.
“You better hope I can’t get no bullets on layaway…”
LMAO ok now you got me curious what consists of a reasonable price? If the guy I was first married to who beat the shit out of me and raped me how much would that be?
Getting kinda specific here…
Edit: really sorry you went through that, but I hope you’re not thinking about making a rash decision.
Oh no been through therapy for it and left the state. Was just kind of curious if someone would kill a abuser/rapist at less of a rate than like an ex husband who is well off.
It would all depend on the hired killer. Even the most horrible of people tend to have a ‘code’ they will follow.
The dark web is a pretty good bet. Going into a bar is probably going to get you arrested.
If you go through the dark web don’t meet the hit man in person. Remain anonymous (plausible deniability). Use an anonymous way to send money. I have no experience in the dark web but I’d assume there is a way to do the equivalent of an escrow account. Where you put the money in and it won’t release until contract is complete.
Well don’t know about the dark web but it kind of seems like the people who are caught get caught by UI’s. But even in that case someone would have to set person A to person B.
The Dark Web is full of honey pots set by the FBI. Chances are, you’re never going to find an actual hitman for hire without it being a sting operation.
From my understanding, in Brazil, you just ask your local dealer if he knows someone and he’ll put you in touch
Ok that has me thinking never go to Brazil.
Ask Tiger King 😂
US:
A common murderer-for-hire is difficult to hire because they’ll probably take your money and disappear. A muderer-for-hire that won’t get caught is impossible to hire because they don’t advertise to the common person.
If you want the full package then it’ll cost you five to ten years: Commit a somewhat violent crime to avoid being sentenced to minimum security prison. You’ll have lots of time. There’s not much to do except be violent and learn whatever you want from other inmates and books. Choose your friends wisely.
All you gotta do is use www.rentahitman.com They’ve been around for a few years now and have heard good things about them.
Oh my god they even have a pop-up
Damn, beat me to it.
I can also recommend this service.
Its pretty easy to hire a hitman on the dark web. Just be aware, they all seem to be undercover FBI agents.
Well it makes sense to hire an FBI guy, they have the training and experience.
So what I just type in Hitman…not the game and there it is? Also how does one use the dark web? Never thought about it. But a friend or so called friend just got busted for hiring a hit man to kill her adult son. And when I knew here I had to teach her how to use windows and type. So I am guessing and correct me if I am wrong it must be pretty easy to use the dark web.
You can Google it, there are guides
how does one use the dark web?
I think Firefox has a toggle for it these days. Your Android phone can also turn it on automatically when the lights get low or after 7pm.
Just stop man damn
You need a browser such as Tor to access the dark web, from there its similar to the rest of the internet. I’ll let you figure out the rest and you too could be targeted by your own FBI sting!
Please don’t go further with your curiosity.
For the most part it’s just a different browser and way weirder looking links that make navigation too much of a chore for average day to day users, but there are link aggregators, forums, and search tools for finding whatever category of the web you’re looking for.
Or she just used Facebook marketplace.
eBay has them for cheap using the Buy it now option. ☺️
But then the victim isn’t included in the price and costs twice as much.
It’s too late! Now I’m screwed! 😭😭😭
Call your credit company and block the transaction.
Remind them that if they don’t, you have a hitman awaiting a victim.
Just contact the ICA and ask for Agent 47.
DM me, I’ll hook you up 😇
This is not an examplary behavior for an admin.
I was only making a joke…
Lol I know, so was I. No hard feelings :)
