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Sjmarf to Programmer [email protected] • 10 months ago

What a stupid guy

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What a stupid guy

sh.itjust.works

Sjmarf to Programmer [email protected] • 10 months ago
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  • Rhaedas
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    3•10 months ago

    tries to hack into it

    “Oh no, someone is trying to hack into me too!”

    • @[email protected]
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      1•10 months ago

      “hack hack,” hackened he.

  • Rain World: Slugcat Game
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    11•10 months ago

    tip: add this to your html for it to automatically follow browser settings for dark mode: <meta name="color-scheme" content="light dark">
    another tip: in firefox, go to about:preferences > general > fonts > advanced > proportional > sans serif

    • Lemminary
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      9•10 months ago

      The color-scheme meta tag is only fully supported on Safari.

      https://caniuse.com/meta-theme-color

      • Rain World: Slugcat Game
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        that is theme-color (accent color for browser ui), not color-scheme. color-scheme is supported more, see compatibility table for meta color-scheme

  • @[email protected]
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    6•10 months ago

    This dude probably just made a joke. No need to call him stupid smh.

    • @[email protected]
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      1•10 months ago

      deleted by creator

  • @[email protected]
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    8•10 months ago

    Jeremy’s smokin cra-a-a-ack agaaaaiiinnn

  • @[email protected]
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    142•10 months ago

    My IP is in this photo and I don’t like it.

    • TheTechnician27
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      63•10 months ago

      ::1 gang rise up

      • @[email protected]
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        6•10 months ago

        How come you know my IP !?

      • @[email protected]
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        12•10 months ago

        I’m so glad someone posted this. I was going to lol

    • @[email protected]
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      17•10 months ago

      Oh shit! So is mine!

  • Admiral Patrick
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    76•10 months ago

    Security tip: Never post your home address on social media.

    • @[email protected]
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      64•10 months ago

      It could loopback to you…

  • teft
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    233•10 months ago

    Hey! I once hacked that guy. Dude had left every port open.

    • @[email protected]
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      20•10 months ago

      Your comment has 127 points. Would be funny if mine has 0, the comment below mine too, but than someone has 1 point.

      Anyways. How are you doing today?

      • setVeryLoud(true);
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        5•10 months ago

        I don’t think 201.-9 is a valid IP path 🤔

        • @[email protected]
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          4•10 months ago

          You could say it’s equivalent to 201.247.

        • @[email protected]
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          6•10 months ago

          I live it when a plan… falls apart

          • @[email protected]
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            2•10 months ago

            210.-5.3.3

            Time to get a’hackin bois.

    • Ketram
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      52•10 months ago

      Hah! What an idiot.

  • @[email protected]
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    Hey, I set up this new database, wanna see it, here is the link

    edit: this is a joke, because sending a http request to postgres is stupid, haha

    • @[email protected]
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      2•10 months ago

      God, it’s like teachers trying to copy a link from their file browser. Well, bless them for trying.

      • @[email protected]
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        2•10 months ago

        why? sending a http request to /home/user/x sounds like a good idea

    • pachrist
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      1•10 months ago

      I have a cool blog I made for class with lots of techy stuff. Can you check it out and tell me what you think?

      http://localhost:8080

  • Psaldorn
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    153•10 months ago

    I look forward to them trying to DDOS that address

    • palordrolap
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      19•10 months ago

      There was that one bash.org quote where a script kiddie was given 127.0.0.1 as part of an “oh yeah I dare you” taunt after he said he could hack anyone, and he fell for it hook line and sinker. He was posting things like “Hahaha your K drive is being deleted! Now your H drive! [connection reset by peer]” and right after that the challenger was like “I don’t even have a K drive.”

      (RIP bash.org though. I would have tried to link it otherwise)

      • @[email protected]
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        5•10 months ago

        I came across this when looking up a quote a couple weeks back: bash-org-archive.com

      • @[email protected]
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        7•10 months ago

        Yeah. RIP bash.org, where introverted people could read chat logs of other like-minded introverts. And I don’t even /s this, I genuinely miss this stuff…

        • katy ✨
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          at least you can still read the archive

          https://bash-org-archive.com/

      • @[email protected]
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        8•10 months ago

        Bash.org is gone!?! No!!!

    • @[email protected]
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      Average hosts file (> 100k loc) in Windows. Or did they fix this?

    • @[email protected]
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      124•10 months ago

      Oh shit, he’s good. He DDOS’d me right back.

      • @[email protected]
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        47•10 months ago

        What kind of resources does this guy have? I don’t think governments can even do proportional and instantaneous DDOS responses. I messed with the wrong dude.

        • @[email protected]
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          Did you try to hack a Gibson from your home?

      • @[email protected]
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        17•10 months ago

        Quick! Get two people to type on the same keyboard!

    • Pennomi
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      105•10 months ago

      Okay back in the days of IRC, I met this script kiddie who said he’d hack me, just give him my IP address. So I sent him his IP address and he disappeared suddenly.

      • Githyanki
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        16•10 months ago

        What good is a script kiddie if they cannot find an IP?

        • @[email protected]
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          3•10 months ago

          Especially on IRC

  • pewpew
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    16•10 months ago

    But technically he’s right

  • @[email protected]
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    39•10 months ago

    Reminds me of the meme of someone making a website with AI and then said to a bro his programming days were over.

    And then proceeds to send the localhost address to the guy.

    • Rusty 🦀 Femboy 🏳️‍🌈
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      11•10 months ago

      It wasn’t even a localhost address, it was a file:// URL if I remember correctly.

    • @[email protected]
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      8•10 months ago

      Yeah, every time I hear something like that I giggle. AI might replace us one day, but it’s no where near good enough yet.

  • @[email protected]
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    19•10 months ago

    Wait, I remember that address… it’s the Tor SOCKS5 proxy address! He’s the darkweb guy!

    • masterofn001
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      That’s probably a VNC/local server listener.

      tor listens for socks on 9050 by default. tor uses 5400 as the default DNS port.

  • @[email protected]
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    this is why you should always use localhost 😉

  • @[email protected]
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    6•10 months ago

    That’s just his home address

  • @[email protected]
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    13•10 months ago

    He’s inside my house!

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