Aside from Laura Loomer obviously.
Shit my pants and then donate all my money (anonymously and secretly) to communist orgs
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Honestly, respect to the mod on this one.
god’s work right there
If I die in his body do I die for real?
Yes
I will simply shoot myself in the stomach three times at five minutes to 24 hours.
25 hour poison.
Alternatively
Convince MAGA that I have been replaced with a clone and should not be trusted.
KMSAEAM
Alt answer: get revenge on that NAFO dude, I still can’t believe the would-be assassins keep missing.
America is only good at murdering helpless children sorry sweaty
Jail Taylor Swift for being racist against white people.
Additional charges of being sexist against men but also possibly against women for “The Man”
I’d do a trump impression and claim that my concepts of a plan are now a full plan and I say, here is my plan and we are going to stop arming or selling weapons to anyone. And in fact we are cutting the military budget by 90% and that we are going to focus on women and give them paid vacation when they are pregnant and we are going to use our surplus money to fund schools and teachers and build housing for the poor and make Medicare for all. Oh and we are going to tax anyone who makes over 10 million a year at 100%.
Leak all of the stuff from the epstien collaboration days.
It’s tempting to give some kind of surreal speech but honestly pretty hard to compete with my first thought which is contacting a bunch of my big donors and telling them that we need to have an emergency meeting in which everyone gathers together in one convenient location.
Give a speech talking about how cool trans people are.
Hard to get anything substantial done in 24 hours, but maybe if I say that I’ll have “our beautiful marine corps” invade Israel to decapitate the terrorist Netanyahu government to replace it with a democratic alternative that includes the Palestinians then Trump will stick with it when he regains control simply because he’s too stubborn to admit that his body was possessed by someone else.
Release the tax returns
have a Budd Dwyer moment.
End the Ukraine war in one day like he says he can. What do you mean he’s bullshitting?