Aside from Laura Loomer obviously.
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It’s tempting to give some kind of surreal speech but honestly pretty hard to compete with my first thought which is contacting a bunch of my big donors and telling them that we need to have an emergency meeting in which everyone gathers together in one convenient location.
KMSAEAMAlt answer: get revenge on that NAFO dude, I still can’t believe the would-be assassins keep missing.
America is only good at murdering helpless children sorry sweaty
Shit my pants and then donate all my money (anonymously and secretly) to communist orgs
25 hour poison.
Alternatively
Convince MAGA that I have been replaced with a clone and should not be trusted.
If I die in his body do I die for real?
Yes
I will simply shoot myself in the stomach three times at five minutes to 24 hours.
IDK the dysphoria would be pretty debilitating so probably cry
That would somehow be the day there’s a successful assassin and he’d get a new 32 year old body. He’d hate it cause he’d be poor but I’d like it less cause I’d be dead.
I’d tell all his kids that I love them and I’m proud of them. I feel like it would be fun to see how that plays out later.
Tell each of them individually that they are the favorite but not to tell the others this fact.
Have a family meeting with all my children. Produce a sealed folder. Tell them its a new will and the favorite child will get everything. Watch chaos unfold while eating a Filet o Fish sandwich. Take too big of a bite and die. Inside the folder is a Polaroid of me and Jeffrey Epstein with our names on the back written in glitter ink.
welp. my dad did the first part. hopefully not the second
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I’d do a trump impression and claim that my concepts of a plan are now a full plan and I say, here is my plan and we are going to stop arming or selling weapons to anyone. And in fact we are cutting the military budget by 90% and that we are going to focus on women and give them paid vacation when they are pregnant and we are going to use our surplus money to fund schools and teachers and build housing for the poor and make Medicare for all. Oh and we are going to tax anyone who makes over 10 million a year at 100%.
Are you a cop?
End the Ukraine war in one day like he says he can. What do you mean he’s bullshitting?
have a Budd Dwyer moment.
Jail Taylor Swift for being racist against white people.
Additional charges of being sexist against men but also possibly against women for “The Man”
Troll followers all day, troll rallies even harder, and when asked about odd sudden turns on things troll the interviewer and mention DPRK as an inspiration. Also grift a few popular figures extra hard to create animosity for later. I’m also tempted to have a free for all McD’s fish sandwich meal and unlimited diet cokes for one of said rallies so poorly planned so it reeks up the place just because.
