He should resign. He is a spineless piece of trash and will do and say anything for power.
Thats probably why Trump picked him.
Trump picked him because he said he wouldn’t have certified the election in 2020.
No one who voted or will vote for him gives a shit anyway though, so the only way he’s going to go is if R does the right thing which, we know how that will play out.
Trump is 100% going to blame this loser when he fucks the election up, and the following insurrection attempt.
If Trump loses in November he’ll be in jail by January. The sentencing has already been scheduled. If the election is going to be stolen it’ll have to be stolen when the votes are cast or counted, not when the election is certified.
he’ll be in jail by January.
Sigh - no he won’t, so can we stop pretending like he will ever face punishment for anything?
I would believe a “house arrest” at Maralago. A house arrest where he gets to pick his security and visitors like
ColumbiaColombia did with Escobar.I would believe a “house arrest” at Maralago.
I would too, unless Congress revokes his Secret Service detail. Secret Service protection is what makes imprisoning him difficult, it’s either house arrest or they rededicate an entire prison wing to just him.
I wouldn’t let him pick his security and restrict his visitors though. And absolutely no internet or social media. It’s supposed to be a punishment, after all.
I think he’d just ditch to someplace with no extradition so he can keep gassing up domestic terrorists from abroad.
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October 1st is gonna be so much fun.
Por que?
VP debate
I expect he’s going to say he didn’t mean that he fabricated the story, but instead meant that he “created the story” in the sense of bringing it to the media’s attention
He did say exactly that in the interview when called out. It’s in the twitter thread linked.
Towards the end.
This is FAKE NEWS even though He said it! And if it’s true WHO CARES Lying ISNT against the Bible!
Sadly too real.
“In the wake of JD Vance admitting he ‘created’ the pet-eating story, and as a result of the very real threats the communities and people he has targeted are now under … I am calling on him to RESIGN as our Senator,” Weinstein posted on Twitter/X.
Let’s hope he remains on the ticket for VP, though. I’d hate for the orange bad to backfill him with someone more likable (by their standards) and have an uptick.
It’s a “coup” and “illegal” to replace him on the ballot. People are saying.
That orange weirdo would probably choose Loomer.
Twitter/x sounds like the twitter red light url.
That requires three. With one, it sounds like the bigotry URL.
I feel like they kinda have to stick with Vance on the ticket at this point. Past the deadline, ballots are already being printed and such.
Though maybe that’s just for the top of the ticket, I don’t know.
Also it would require Trump to admit he made a mistake, so it seems unlikely he’ll be off the ticket.
Vance isn’t going anywhere. Admitting to mistakes is not in their playbook.
It would be funny to see all the campaign signs and stickers replaced.
He should definitely resign from the Senate. I’m not sure if he’s legally allowed to back out of the VP nomination.
He can’t be forced to serve but it may be too late to get his name off of ballots. I’m pretty sure the rules for that vary by state, though. We’ve already then through this once this year with RFK.
I would rather have this cat turd in jail for trying to get innocent people killed.
This increases my gut feeling that Vance has eaten someone’s cat from about 60% to 95%.
I am 95% sure that this fucker has, at some point in his life, eaten someone’s cat.
And yet I am also 95% certain that he’s never eaten pussy.
There’s a lot of Republican politicians who I doubt have ever had consensual sex.
From Jimmy Kimmel: “Usha is Hindi for ‘unsatisfied woman.’”
You think JD Vance is the kind of guy who would do something that brings pleasure to neither him, nor the couch?
To be fair, he caught the cat with the couch he loved
Every accusation …
Might have been RFK JR.
Oh no, JD Vance ate out RFK Jr?
“But the cat was damaging my beloved couch your honour”
He didn’t create it, but he should resign anyway because he is a sack of shit.
There should be calls to toss him into a volcano and they should be getting serious traction
Careful. From all the B movies I’ve watched, I can tell that volcanoes have standards.
That’s superstitious, don’t be silly… Anyway let’s organize a Repub conference there as a send off, it is the right thing to do.
After sacrificing JD Vance to a volcano, the gods showed their displeasure by giving mankind seven years of plague and pestilence.
Still better than having JD Vance running around.
“thanks gods, we’ll take it”
Joe vs the Volcano taught me how to handle that situation
“I know he can get the job, but can he do the job?” No, he can’t.
I’ll never quit! First attempt… I’ll never leave his side! Second attempt… Oh shit this is real! Fuck that! Yeah Haitians are nice people I shouldn’t have lied! I’m sorry. I’m subjugating, quitting, resigning, whatever you want!
Oh that’s it, just the two? Yeah I’m never leaving his side! Even if Haitians eat all my cats.
RFK incoming!
You mean the guy who has probably actually eaten someone’s cat? Lord knows he’s eaten everything else.
I still think someone explained lesbians to him and he got wildly confused.
I could almost buy that given my feelings about the mental capacity of the poster child for failing upwards, but why would he think specifically Haitian immigrants are lesbians? You know, as opposed to “liberals” or “college girls” (to quote the terrible song from that episode of Bill Nye - did you learn gay in college?) or something…
Sometimes, you are genuinely insightfully funny, and sometimes what you post makes me want to vomit.
I appreciate that level of posting. It takes a very special kind of person to strike that balance.
If that’s your jam you should hang out with some line cooks
heard
I don’t have enough drugs to share.
Don’t worry, they got you
Yo line cooks sell the mf drugs i know this is anecdotal but i’ve watched my expo run outside and pay a a guy not to tow his car.
I’m seriously considering getting an “Ohio eats pussy” patch as an Ohio lesbian
Do it! And wear it when you go to vote!
Oh no, I’m so sorry. About living in Ohio, I might.
