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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 9 months ago

Anon goes to dinner with coworkers

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Anon goes to dinner with coworkers

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 9 months ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    42•9 months ago

    One thing I learnt in Ireland is you better have a thick skin because no quarter is given when it comes to slagging and taking the piss. And the more you take yourself seriously and the more they will gang up until you learn to shut the fuck up. Absolutely love it.

    • @[email protected]
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      5•9 months ago

      So it sounds like the Irish and the Aussies would get along

      • @[email protected]
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        3•9 months ago

        Famously well, in my experience… as a Masshole who gets along with both groups equally well.

      • @[email protected]
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        3•9 months ago

        Funny thing, that…

        Nearly a third of Aussies claim Irish heritage. And a lot of those families ended up there because of, you guessed it, the Famine.

  • Caveman
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    37•9 months ago

    Gotta say, it’s fun to read in-depth conversation explainers from other autistic people. As an autistic person myself I think it’s quite fun and informative.

    • @[email protected]
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      Yes, there should be a book filled with these stories or something.

  • DUMBASS
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    9•9 months ago

    As that old saying goes, Fuck around and find out!

  • Rain World: Slugcat Game
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    1•9 months ago

    guy punched me, it was only fair to bomb them!
    to be fair, we’re talking about racism

  • THCDenton
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    7•9 months ago

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    • @[email protected]
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      1•9 months ago

      Maybe not if it’s something you’re sensitive about

  • qevlarr
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    27•9 months ago

    Fuck Israel but don’t blame your coworker.

    • @[email protected]
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      4•9 months ago

      Don’t throw around insults if you don’t want to be insulted.

    • @[email protected]
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      29•9 months ago

      Coworker was insensitive too

      • @[email protected]
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        15•9 months ago

        The same goes for the Irish car bomb drink. As I heard one comedian say “imagine how many Americans would be up in arms if I made a drink that was two kamikazes in a Manhattan and called it a 9/11.”

        • @[email protected]
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          1•9 months ago

          This is how to do carbomb jokes.

        • @[email protected]
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          1•9 months ago

          The difference is Irish car bombs are fucking delicious. That 9/11 sounds disgusting.

        • @[email protected]
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          3•9 months ago

          9/11 drink would go hard tho, imagine it comes in two cups, with 9 parts something 11 parts alcohol, but it would be easier on others countries with 11/9

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    • @[email protected]
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      46•9 months ago

      Rule #3: always assume the anonymous 4chan poster is making it up

      • @[email protected]
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        17•9 months ago

        I see this comment all the time and I don’t care. It’s entertainment and the last time I checked most movies were made up.

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  • @[email protected]
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    5•9 months ago

    So many races employed…

  • @[email protected]
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    26•9 months ago

    Today: “erm akshurally did those kids condemn Hamas, obviously not therefore they deserve it”

    Ireland (before independence): “erm akshurally did those kids condemn the IRA, obviously not therefore they deserve it”

  • YeetPics
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    4•9 months ago

    Most employed tankie

  • @[email protected]
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    60•9 months ago

    The way I see it, don’t dish it out if you can’t take it…living memory or not

  • @[email protected]
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    29•9 months ago

    i want to like this but I have to assume anyone still using pepe against the creator’s wishes is a shitbag

    • @[email protected]
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      40•9 months ago

      I mean I’d wager vast majority of the internet doesn’t have an inkling of who the creator was or his wishes, they see the format and make their own.

    • @[email protected]
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      27•9 months ago

      Sir, you are on greentext. Idk what you’re expecting.

    • @[email protected]
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      5•9 months ago

      It’s a frog

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  • Phoenixz
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    97•9 months ago

    Insult someone, get insulted back with a good burn and threaded to go to HR. Loads of adults in that room

    • @[email protected]
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      53•9 months ago

      There were no adults in the room because this story is fake.

  • @[email protected]
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    113•9 months ago

    I would have spat my drink out laughing.

    Fuck them all if they deal it out but can’t take it.

    • sunzu2
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      That’s the their entire MO…

      Israelis are fuxking idiots if they think anyone is going to suffer them going forward.

      No quarter for genocide enablers.

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