It seems alright for self reflection, but astrophrenology is weird.

I remember a girl I like getting told by her best friend that she shouldn’t date me because was a Sagittarius and I was a Cancer

Jokes on her, in the Chinese Zodiac, I’m a Metal Dragon, which means I possess the qualities of an Emperor

Point being, I’m high as shit too

Sorry comrade. I hope that you’re better off without them and find someone better for you.

(aside, fuck astrology) ( I legitimately would not date someone who’s into astrology, I can’t fuck with someone that unmoored from reality. Especially when inability to discern material realities is a liability that can get people killed. None of the people I know into astrology are taking covid seriously anymore, they’re so used to magical thinking that they just can’t look at the science to defend themselves against the capitalist gaslighting even though they’re principled leftists)

as a gothy lesbian who cannot stand astrology let me just say i feel your pain

so, so much

How did I augur that this thread would get long?

You know what’s cooler than astrology? Ancient cults. I mean the kind of thing where a group or city state has a patron god/goddess and then they steal and subjugate the gods/goddesses of others. I don’t really believe in this stuff of course, but I just think it would be kinda cool to have a mascot to rally around and give us the courage we need to smite our enemies. Like, imagine if we had a cult based around Artimpasa or Inanna and then offered up transphobes, chuds, megachurch pastors, etc. to her as a blood sacrifice. That would be way more cool and useful than some astrology nonsense, and if I ever met another trans girl who was ready to brutally slay our enemies and fill the streets with rivers of their blood in order to bring honor to our goddess/cult, I’d totally be

Reject astrology, embrace astronomy 🔭

Bruh, those downtimes where I worked as a barista and we were getting like 1 customer an hour, it’s all my coworkers would talk about as we swept the damn floor. Fucking horoscopes and shit. So cringe.

Uranus is in retrograde

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I personally think astrology is destructive to the people who take part in it. I see a lot of arguments along the lines of, “people have fun with it and it gives them comfort” etc. and if that’s all it was, that would be fine, but anyone who’s met someone really into astrology can see that it primes people to apply a totally illogical and incoherent framework to problems in their lives. The problem with that is that you’re never going to grow and learn as a person if you continually grab for this totally illogical tool in your emotional toolbelt every time one of life’s challenges arises. You’ll never reflect on the emotional genesis of a lot of your feelings or responses to the world if you just think, “I did that because I’m a Leo” or whatever. You’ll never get to, “I realize now that I responded to x situation negatively because y factor happens to be a trigger for me and I need to be conscious of that in the future” if you never get past “I responded to x situation negatively because mercury is in retrograde.” Overall I think it’s a toxic trend in our society that prevents people from being able to grow in a healthy way.

Astrology is bullshit, but every time I see the topic brought up I feel compelled to look up stereotypes for my star skull shape for an hour or two to see how accurately it describes me.

I feel like it was used as a cop out for transphobia with lesbians Ive interacted with. Just say some woo shit to hide your bigotry, like sure Jan I’m certain the reason you wrinkle your nose at a whole room of trans people is because Mercury was in retrograde

I pretty much think anyone that takes it seriously is going to need to be hardcore reeducated. At least they’re not cutting open animals to find where the poop is in their intestines to see if they’ll be lucky today anymore.

I thought I had nothing in common with astrologoids but then I learned that costar is apparently written in haskell

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