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Nettika to [email protected] •
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choose a superpower rule

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choose a superpower rule

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Nettika to [email protected] •
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  • @[email protected]
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    3•2 years ago

    I can find any lost object.

    • Arcturus
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      7•2 years ago

      None of those objects are yours.

      • Roundcat
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        2•2 years ago

        Well, apparently I already have this super power.

    • Lux (it/they)
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      6•2 years ago

      You have to sort through every object anyone has ever lost to do so

    • @[email protected]
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      Any object you locate begins looking for you

  • @[email protected]
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    Does obtaining the financial security of the average adult American in the 1980s count as a superpower? Home ownership on near-minimum wage does seem pretty fantastical.

    • @[email protected]
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      24•2 years ago

      But you become extremely jaded and disappointed in anyone younger than yourself, overcome with än irredeemable urge to tell people to pull themselves up by their bootstraps

      • @[email protected]
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        1•2 years ago

        Oh no

  • Slayer 🦊
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    11•2 years ago

    I can make my dad come back from getting the milk

    • @[email protected]
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      16•2 years ago

      Now he forgot his cigarettes.

    • Lux (it/they)
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      14•2 years ago

      He brings his new family

  • @[email protected]
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    6•2 years ago

    I can see dead people

    • @[email protected]
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      2•2 years ago

      …but everyone already knows that before they see the movie about your life.

    • Chariotwheel
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      6•2 years ago

      … and they see you. You remind them of the taste of food. It’s been so long.

  • Cucumber_coconut
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    I can stop, start, slow down, and speed up time.

    • @[email protected]
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      1•2 years ago

      When you do, you are locked in place and cannot move.

    • muzzle
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      But every time you do it, you fall asleep until someone else wakes you up with the magic formula “wake up, you dummy! Wake up!” When you wake up the effect is over.

  • DarkenLM
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    9•2 years ago

    I can materialize any technology I want, whether it is possible or not.

    • @[email protected]
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      But everytime you do it you get sued for patent infringement

    • @[email protected]
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      deleted by creator

  • Lilly!!! :3
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    0•2 years ago

    I can learn information & skills extremely quickly, and I get to choose what I hyperlearn and what I regular learn (for example, I can basically flip through the DSM 5 and memorize everything, or watch a tutorial on 2x skill and nail it first try)

    • @[email protected]
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      0•2 years ago

      You forget the critical 20% of what you learnt when you need it the most.

      • @[email protected]
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        1•2 years ago

        Adhd is that you?

  • @[email protected]
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    17•2 years ago

    Ads are blocked for me in real life. Billboards, posters, tv-commercials, all gone!

    • @[email protected]
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      16•2 years ago

      You realize you are living in North Korea.

    • @[email protected]
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      23•2 years ago

      You start bumping into invisible billboards all the time.

    • muzzle
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      They are blocked by obnoxious flashing and loud beeping noises.

      • Roundcat
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        RESUME VIEWING AD! RESUME VIEWING AD!

  • @[email protected]
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    8•2 years ago

    Seeds i plant always grow to the full size plant in a day.

    • @[email protected]
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      3•2 years ago

      They grow immediately, which leads to you getting either stuck inside a tree with wood in your lungs or getting impaled by a plant.

    • @[email protected]
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      3•2 years ago

      In doing so you also grant the plant sentience with a mind that develops at the same pace as its physical maturity.

      These plants are fully aware that

      A. They have been robbed of a full life, B. They exist solely for the harvest C. They are the only ones of their kind and are alone in the vast uncaring universe beyond the prison you call a “window sill”.

      They also see you planting other seeds and understand that makes you their parent. It’s a lot to process.

    • Roundcat
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      13•2 years ago

      And require flesh for sustenance

    • Flaky_Fish69
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      4•2 years ago

      what about fruit? perfectly ripe for lunch the next day?

      • @[email protected]
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        2•2 years ago

        Lets say, they grow to full ripe size every day

        • Flaky_Fish69
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          Yeah…uh… I’d get fat in a hurry.

          • HappySerf
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            1•2 years ago

            Same. Maybe the fast growth makes them taste like bamboo?

    • @[email protected]
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      5•2 years ago

      And they continue to grow at the same pace.

  • @[email protected]
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    12•2 years ago

    All my bodily functions smells nice, sort of perfume-like.

    • @[email protected]
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      2•2 years ago

      All smells you used to enjoy smell like bodily functions.

    • AussieTom
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      11•2 years ago

      Your perfume-like scent acts as a pheromone to all insects in your proximity, leading to an endless swarm everywhere you go

      • Roundcat
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        So basically anytime I sweat already, but I’ll at least smell better. I honestly see no downsides.

  • lobster_irl
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    17•2 years ago

    Photographic memory!

    • Thelsim
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      10•2 years ago

      But your keys keep disappearing, even though you know you’ve put them there.

    • @b3nsn0wA
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      4•2 years ago

      fuji discontinued the film your memory uses

    • @[email protected]
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      21•2 years ago

      But you are blind

    • fkn
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      1•2 years ago

      The only thing you can remember is what the inside of your own lower intestine like like.

    • @[email protected]
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      5•2 years ago

      But you get schitzophrenia

  • @[email protected]
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    7•2 years ago

    i get the superpower of getting to move through solid objects

    • @[email protected]
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      17•2 years ago

      But you’re still affected by gravity so you immediately start freefall into the centre of the earth

  • @[email protected]
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    8•2 years ago

    Mosquitos that drink my blood instantly die

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      deleted by creator

    • @[email protected]
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      When they die, they have already stung you and the bites are 2x more itchy.

  • @[email protected]
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    3•2 years ago

    Telekinesis with no mass limit.

    • @[email protected]
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      But it also has no speed limit, causing items you pull around to reach light speed almost instantly, effectively growing to infinite size for the duration of the pull

      • @[email protected]
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        3•2 years ago

        Honestly, in controlled conditions, I think I can benefit humanity with this.

  • @[email protected]
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    17•2 years ago

    I instantly know the answer to ANY question

    • @[email protected]
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      1•2 years ago

      Written/spoken in random language every time

    • the_countrox
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      3•2 years ago

      About league of legends

    • @[email protected]
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      19•2 years ago

      you now have access to cursed, ancient knowledge and it drives you crazy

      • Shawdow194
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        1•2 years ago
        • @[email protected]
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          1•2 years ago

          blank reply?

          • Roundcat
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            2•2 years ago

            Gif. Maybe your instance isn’t showing it.

            • @[email protected]
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              possibly not, i’ve been having issues on and off this morning

              • Shawdow194
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                It’s a gif! I swear it’s not blank haha

                Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull when the lady asks for all knowledge

                • @[email protected]
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                  yeah i’ve been speaking with the owner of this instance and they’re doing some tweaks so things are a little funky

    • @[email protected]
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      6•2 years ago

      But you have to lie everytime you communicate

    • @[email protected]
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      14•2 years ago

      … but you are a callcenter agent working in first level IT support.

      • Lux (it/they)
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        Did you try turning it off and back on again?

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