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The font and style looks like something you’d find in an elementary school classroom where I grew up.
This has to have at least a little irony poisoning to it, right? They can’t be that childish in their expectations without at least a hint of “just joking” cowardice, right?
You’re gonna go home early anyway, so why should I invite you to do it?
That wholesome exploitation vibe it gives off is deeply unsettling. Think this might be the artist: https://melonheadzillustrating.blogspot.com/p/about-artist.html
There’s a pizza place I don’t go to anymore because it has a “joke” sign up that does some bad math to prove no one works enough thus no one deserves days off. Reminds me of this.
I know the sign you’re talking about.
If porky needs me so badly that he would die if a single employee took one unpaid day off, then imagine all the extra cash we can yank out of that pig’s trotters if multiple workers threatened to not go to work unless he parted with some of his precious cash stack.
Sorry bossman, my landlord needs this money more than you. Don’t like it? Take it up with my landlord.
giggles & grins ©
Joker-ass named company right there
Assuming this is real, I want to flay this person
Profits are up… Costs are down!
My brother in wages, we ARE the cost!
Sounds like a guy that misses the “good old days” of outright slavery and indentured servitude. Place screams for unionization.
I’d have to deface this sign the minute I saw the “I’d take a pay cut to keep working here” spot. Like, this is why I carry sharpies right next to the folding knife when I leave the house.
These are always the kind of managers who (unsolicited) tell me I don’t conduct myself appropriately in the workplace, as if they have better social and communication skills.
