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Kairos to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 9 months ago

Wildlife Photography

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Wildlife Photography

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Kairos to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 9 months ago
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  • @FelixCress@lemmy.world
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    1•9 months ago

    Friday night, eh?

  • @grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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    25•9 months ago

    POV you’re the fifth person in a row to bring potato salad with eggs to my vegan potluck after I specifically wrote “PS and no potato salad please haha xD” on the rsvp

    • MeatPilot
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      What about Potato Salad?

    • LousyCornMuffins
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      3•9 months ago

      but its german

    • @chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world
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      11•9 months ago

      Well, just feed it to the cat.

      • @grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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        8•9 months ago

        but my cat is vegan don’t get mad it’s their choice I’ve tried!!

  • @detective__mcnulty@lemmy.world
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    11•9 months ago

    That must have hurt.

    • @dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de
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      14•9 months ago

      Probably not, gorilla pretty tough.

      • GratefullyGodless
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        2•9 months ago

        Yeah, but if he hit the camera he might have bruised a knuckle or two.

  • @gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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    39•9 months ago

    Never have I ever been punched in the face by a gorilla

    • @PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world
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      Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face by a gorilla.

    • KairosOP
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      30•9 months ago

      Just ask your mom to do it.

      • @dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de
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        13•9 months ago

        I’ll tell her when we finish up here.

        • KairosOP
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          6•9 months ago

          To be clear, I said your mom. What are you doing with your mom?

          • @surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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            1•9 months ago

            Up to my nose in cooch.

            Weird taste though. Reminds me on Uncle Steve.

          • @Soup@lemmy.world
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            7•9 months ago

            That’s a different person. They’re passing on the message.

            • KairosOP
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              4•9 months ago

              Ohhh

              all the people on here are the same person in my head except for like @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world

              • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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                2•9 months ago

                What makes me different from soup?

                • KairosOP
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                  2•9 months ago

                  Soup can’t talk

  • Greg Clarke
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    6•9 months ago

    RIP Christophe Courteau

  • @apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world
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    46•9 months ago

    It is a real photo but I hate the AI infused world in which I immediately question the veracity of any photo.

  • @Sanctus@lemmy.world
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    81•9 months ago

    He looks so unenthusiastic about it.

    • ivanafterall ☑️
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      12•9 months ago

      Why are you making me do this? :(

    • Prehensile_cloaca
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      “It’s the Law of the Jungle I’m afraid, old chap.”

    • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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      ‘Here I go, killing again.’

    • Einar
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      “Nothing personal. Needs must, bro. Needs must.”

      💥🤛

  • bruhduh
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    2•9 months ago

    Why the fist is so tiny

    • @dave@feddit.uk
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      3•9 months ago

      That one is … far away.

      • bruhduh
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        2•9 months ago

        Like few hundreds meters away

  • @9point6@lemmy.world
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    • @Curiousfur@yiffit.net
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    • TheFool
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  • @Lydia_K@startrek.website
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    6•9 months ago

    So… did he die?

  • Lichen The Kitchen
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    35•9 months ago

    “I said, NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY!”

    • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      2•9 months ago

      Grodd?

  • ODuffer
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    1•9 months ago

    …into 2025

    • ivanafterall ☑️
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      2•9 months ago

      That’s why he’s posting it in September 2024. Knocked him 6 years ahead.

  • BarqsHasBite
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    1•9 months ago

    True https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/drunk-gorilla/ (but not drunk)

  • @b000rg@midwest.social
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    5•9 months ago

    Man, that gorilla needs to work on his stance. He’s swinging like an schoolgirl.

    • @absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz
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      3•9 months ago

      Maybe, but he can also rip your arm off and beat you to death with it…

      When wrestling with a toddler, your stance doesn’t really matter.

  • Druid
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    6•9 months ago

    Major Arthur clenching his fist vibes

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