JD Vance doesn’t know how to order donuts at a donut shop.
He doesn’t do his own shopping.
JD Vance walks into a supermarket: “Excuse me, how long have you worked here? Can you provide me a basket of groceries? Put in what’s reasonable.”
Went to Walmart the other day. When I went to check out, and passed by the impulse buy soda fridges, one of them had a bunch of random items from other parts of the store crammed into it. Frozen stuff, boxed stuff, even a few non-food items.
“Looks like someone didn’t have enough money for all the things they wanted.”
some drumsticks, some wings… beaks, whatever makes sense…
Ever since I saw one of these that I disagreed with politically I realized how dumb they are.
It’s interesting that with the new affidavit leak, just a few years ago he was a never-Trump moderate, and now he’s distinguished himself as one of the most vile, feckless, shameless chuds in the game.
As an Ohioan it was always clear he was a disgusting freak, there was a lot of discussion about him when his elitist couch-cucking manifesto was released, but he’s really turned up the volume on the worst parts of Republican discourse. Just goes to show what “mainstream” conservative discourse is, and where it is headed – as well as what the backlash will be if they keep on it.
Kamala seems like someone who can make a bang on spaghetti. Trump eats his steaks well done.
Trump eating steak? Nah. Still too sophisticated.
This is a guy who bought Fast Food as a celebration.
Here’s the idiot eating McDonald’s while visiting Japan’s Prime Minister.
Visiting Japan and he eats McDonald’s…. what a fucking heathen. He is known for liking well done steaks with ketchup too, though.
Well done and drowned in tomato sauce.
Tomato ketchup straight from McDonald’s packets. And ofcourse he uses the Fancy Ketchup, because he’s classy.
I dunno, Vance seems more like the sorta guy that would take the raw chicken into the restroom and pull the couch maneuver…
Hittin it raw
… eww
Right but wow I didn’t want to imagine that.
Commenting on your post so you get a notification and imagine that again
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Cream filled chicken.
And then put it back.
So you know, if you have taken a perishable item from a cooler in a grocery store and later decide that you don’t want it, the store has to throw it away.
I’ve worked in a lot of grocery stores in multiple states for over a decade and this has never been true in my experience. Staff puts their hand on it, if its cold it goes back in the cooler, if it’s warm it gets tossed. It is not a definite garbage item despite the lingering urban myth. If it is true its a store policy at one company, and it must be regional because no major national chain does this.
I work at a grocery store now and what you say is still true.
Items are only thrown out if they’ve been removed from the store before returning.
Why I always put it back.
JD Vance is a man in deep shopping cart return debt
I would pay to see cart narc take on JD
Walz puts his cart back. Vance leaves it sitting in the parking spot next to him.
Vance parks in the crosshatches next to the disabled space during a snowstorm so I have to go back into the store again to have him paged so I can access my car in my wheelchair. He then takes 20 minutes to finish shopping before coming out, and acts like I’m the one who inconvenienced him by making him rush. (Yes, this actually happened. It wasn’t Vance, but someone like him.)
Where I live that AH would get a fine of at least 55€ and get towed (adding >150€ to the bill). That should help learning not to repeat that behavior.
Yeah, I live in The Land of the Free™ (to be a complete arsehole).
And it rolls into some poor person’s old beater car and scratches it.
If he notices, he chuckles to himself. But I’m feeling like he wouldn’t care enough to notice which direction the cart goes, as long as it doesn’t inconvenience him.
He just lets go of the cart and what happens happens.
“this will show that politician whom I dislike a thing or two” 😈 writes comparative fan fiction
i just don’t understand why these politicians think they can walk all over us an’ commit blood libel with consequences like these
Vance would go behind someone’s back and toss it in their cart on top of all their fresh vegetables.
Or on the floor, and kick it elsewhere.
He definitely fucks the chicken.
goofus and gallant reborn for a new age
Except a lot of the time Gallant wasn’t even being virtuous, just blindly obedient…
don’t do what johnny don’t does
They could’ve made this clearer.
He’d open the raw chicken and leave separate breasts individually on each aisle after deciding he didn’t want it. If JD can’t have it, no one can.
