I’m looking for specific and non obvious answers. Give me something visceral, rid the world of a figure or nation you hate. Preserve a culture you adore. It doesn’t have to make sense either, you are basically god here.
What I mean is don’t just say you’d get rid of imperialism or colonialism bc no shit
Personally I would make it so that the Americas are never discovered by the old world and every “would be” conquistador (especially cortez and pizarro) explodes.
Give Hannibal Barca a bunch of assault rifles and molotovs. Fuck Rome. I want to see a Carthaginian win to the Second Punic war
Just give him the support of his own country’s oligarchs and some siege equipment. He wouldn’t have had to sit in Capua for more than a decade.
yeah but a complete one sided stomp would be more fun to watch
Stampy the Elephant, the last surviving Alps-marcher
Fuck yeah that goes hard
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Going back in time to prevent my ancestors from leaving Europe just so I can have affordable healthcare.
I would stop the meteor that killed the dinosaurs. Primates are locked since y’all couldn’t behave.
i would use my powers to make some of the Years of Rice and Salt stuff happen. ideally do the thing where the black plague kills 99.9% of europe and just see what happens. but since the book is written by a Materialist, he recognizes that other cultures from North Africa and Asia will just move in and do Imperialism eventually just in a delayed fashion. so maybe the delay will give an edge to the colonized peoples?
still might get that massive central Asian world war from the book but it’s basically the biggest and only global war and long before nukes. but hey maybe you also get Communist Haudenosaunee superpower that helps everyone rebuild and the world transitions to socialism during the reconstruction
I’d ensure Spartacus’s slave revolt succeeded, resulting in Rome falling to a grand slave revolt, smothering in the cradle the pro-debtor/creditor government and empire.
Probably just delay it emerging later down the line but who knows.But best part is this stops a lot of follow-on bad happenings such as Christianity being proclaimed the official religion of Rome, certain unifications don’t occur under wartime conditions against Rome. Maybe they even implement a kind of early universal suffrage and it ends up failing but it means that 17th century enlightenment thinkers have more to chew on which means they and the French revolution see certain flaws in liberal thinking and advocate a more radical course of action leading to the US founding fathers being a bunch of, republican, class traitors and hardcore abolitionists which leads to a crumbling of the capitalist world order over time that means the German revolution succeeds and European capital is murdered off in a bloody series of revolutions ending by the year 1980. While simultaneously anti-colonial sentiment creates uprisings across the globe that further weaken capital. Thus global communism by 2040.(Yes I know there are problems with this but let me dream)
Spartacus’s Slave revolt succeeding leading to the Spartacus uprising in Germany succeeding?
I think it makes absolutely perfect sense.
Every European has an ass where their face should be and vice versa.
Vitruvius’/Hero of Alexandria’s aeolipile gets recognized for its true potential. Steampunk antiquity time!!!
Like 1000-ish years before Columbus, I’d give the native Americans all the Eurasian/African domestic animals and knowledge of metallurgy. When sustained contact happens, it will be on a more equal footing, stopping European colonialism before it can really start.
I’d give the native Americans all the Eurasian/African domestic animals
If we had that happen… then we shall confirm this:
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If they don’t die in a droves due to transported Old World disease, due to previous exposure to animals and to an extent, the Old World, they will make their bones as a majority-indigenous continent akin to the former, and at worst, end up more like the historically western-imperialized people of Asia and Africa that later fights back in large numbers rather than the near-genocided condition they are in, today, that make them a minority in most of the Americas.
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If despite the previous disease exposure and skills given, they die in similar amounts during the European conquest, we can more certainly conclude it was European imperialists and settlers, such as by their hunger-causing scorched earth tactics, and forced labor plantation overwork, whose policies more purposely seeked to eliminate them in the early 1500s-1600s, and indirectly caused the conditions for viruses and bacteria to kill them
Personally, as much as I want it to be the former, I feel its the latter…
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If they don’t die in a droves, supposedly due to transported disease from the Old World, they will make their bones as a majority-indigenous continent akin to the former, and at worst, end up more like the western-imperialized people of Asia and Africa that later fights back rather than the near-genocided state they are known as, today…
That’s why I’d do it about 1000 years before, to give the American population time to bounce back.
If despite the previous disease exposure and skills given, they die in similar amounts during the European conquest, we can more certainly conclude it was European imperialists and settlers, such as by their scorched earth tactics, and forced labor plantations, whose policies more purposely seeked to eliminate them in the early 1500s-1600s
I figure if they have iron or steel weapons, along with cavalry and other various animals to serve as beasts of burden and food sources, they’d be able to defend themselves from the Europeans pretty adequately no matter what.
That’s why I’d do it about 1000 years before, to give the American population time to bounce back.
I don’t argue against that, I kinda agree with yer point; with such exposure, they should be able to be like Asia, Africa, and Europe, in that their populations are majority native to the region and acclimated to global zoonotic and human-spread diseases.
I figure if they have iron or steel weapons, along with cavalry and other various animals to serve as beasts of burden and food sources, they’d be able to defend themselves from the Europeans pretty adequately no matter what.
Good!
That’s why I’d do it about 1000 years before, to give the American population time to bounce back.
If we’re dreaming let’s give all the Native Americans vaccines and more diverse immune system genes. Or maybe teach the Europeans germ theory and basic hygiene before 1492.
Or maybe teach the Europeans germ theory and basic hygiene before 1492.
The British were giving out smallpox blankets well before germ theory. I don’t think a more precise understanding of the mechanism of contagious disease transmission would have helped.
“Out of our regard to them … we gave them two Blankets and an Handkerchief out of the Small Pox Hospital. I hope it will have the desired effect.” —An eyewitness, quoted in Elizabeth A. Fenn, Pox Americana: The Great Smallpox Epidemic of 1775–81, 2001
Unfortunately they would probably just use that knowledge to better exterminate people. Idk if we are ready for the consequences of knowledgeable biological warfare in the 1500s
Preventing genocide by teaching British people to bathe
You’re right, that’s unrealistic. It makes more sense to travel back in time 600 years and vaccinate 100 million people.
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I was thinking more along the lines of two giant walls splitting the pacific and atlantic down the middle. The walls reach the stratosphere and if european touches them they explode.
Your solution is good too but my goal is to see how they would develop in isolation. Its also worth mentioning that the new worlders had a severe disadvantage not just in knowledge but in resources. They did not have large pack animals so much of their labor power was tied up in manual tasks. They also had significantly less time to domesticate their plants making them more nutrient rich. Peas were already domesticated by the time they had even began farming iirc. Although the Inca’s and pre Incan societies were very proficient at selective plant breeding. So while a thousand years of metallurgy would help I’m not sure it would be enough
I mean, I don’t want to take your joke too seriously or anything, but that’s kind of anti-Marxist…
The exploding people part?
Preventing contact between Eurasia and the Americas would significantly hamper human development, leading to a world without socialism or communism. Also, assuming that you’d do the wall to prevent the genocide of native Americans, there’s the underlying assumption that any kind of contact would necessarily lead to genocide, which is an inherently right wing assumption (genocide and conquest = human nature).
I know I’m overthinking a joke answer, but it’s what it is.
I know I’m overthinking a joke answer, but it’s what it is.
This is fair lol, I do it all the time no worries. Obviously I wouldn’t actually do this if I had the power to but I am really mad about the spanish rn. Regardless, while I don’t believe conquest is inherent to human nature, I find it hard to believe any other outcome was likely given the difference in power and systems in place. However despite that my biggest issue is disease. I don’t want them meeting because it would be devastating for one group or the other no matter what. I am also very curious to see how society would have developed in the isolated Americas. I wonder how different and how similar they would have been to us.
Also I am not sure how this would prevent communism long term. Sure it would slow things down but its shouldn’t be impossible no?
Fair enough I guesss
Also I am not sure how this would prevent communism long term. Sure it would slow things down but its shouldn’t be impossible no?
You need a global economy, interconnected with lots of people spreading technology and ways of organizing and capital, et cetera.
In fact, at a bare minimum, you probably need the potato to spread throughout the world. I don’t think the economic and technological development for capitalism, and later to socialism, is possible without potatoes.
Maybe have capitalism simultaneously start in India and China alongside Western Europe so we can see how much current timeline capitalism sucks because capitalism sucks in general and how much current timeline capitalism sucks because the Occidentals are an avaricious warlike tribal people with no regard for the sanctity of life.
Fossil fuel deposits are more evenly distributed and whatever hasn’t been burnt by 2025 are rapidly less recoverable. Maybe zap those gas hydrates out of existence while we’re at it.
It’s really quite rude to give the hairless primates the tools of industrialisation and extinction in one hit.
Make central Australia a bit deeper, with a sea connection to the northern and southern coasts so the interior can stay forested.
I’d want to see how radically different history would be if Constantin 1, the Christian one, was assassinated before he could proclaim Christianity as the religion of the empire.
Alternatively I’d want to see how wild shit would get if Qin Shi Huang didn’t poison himself to death via alchemy bullshit.
Third one: horses in the Americas for as long as they’ve been in the old world.
Third one: horses in the Americas for as long as they’ve been in the old world.
I think you’d see something like the Mongol Empire emerge in the Great Plains.
See, very interesting possibilities
if we’re dreaming, how about preserve and spread the apparently egalitarian urban culture of the bronze age indus valley civilization or any similar culture as a hopefully proto-socialist mode of production that dominates until industrialization allows for proper communism, perhaps largely bypassing slave-based, feudal and capitalist stages if a ruling class based on ownership of people and private property fails to really take hold.
Fossil fuels never existed
Solid choice
“Don’t just say you’d get rid of imperialism or colonialism”
Proceeds to get rid of at least half of colonialism
Ok yes but I was more creative about it. I was curious to hear about how y’all would change things more than about what y’all would change.
