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This is a great joke! It took me a second even after I saw the source. Well done!
This better be satire
Why would you insult America’s Finest News Source?
Its not America’s finest, X is currently actually the number one news source in the states
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fucking mush for brains.
“‘The Onion’” is literally in the headline.
The guy plays Starfield if you want another target to bully lmao
Playing Starfield is self-inflicted punishment.
Just so everybody knows what kind of fucking liberal is this brain dead this guy regularly complains that lgbtq and trans people are bad because if you say bad things about them people get mad at you.
I’m not liberal, I am a conservative Republican, and I don’t necessarily say that the LGBTQ are bad, I say that the fact that they are making CHILDREN trans is bad, its VERY bad, kids as young as three years of age are making this permanent decision after being influenced to by their parents, they aren’t old enough to make this decision, let alone comprehend the ramifications of this decision
You weren’t kidding. This guy is one of those “I used to support gay rights but then they said I couldn’t use slurs anymore so now that’s why I’m a conservative.”
I like the one where he said if you “criticize” a straight person only the straight person get mad at you but if you “criticize” a gay person everybody gets mad at you.
I warmly invite the guy to go anywhere other than here on the internet and criticize somebody FOR being straight, like I guarantee he does to gay people, and watch people get incredibly not mad that you’re criticizing straight people for being straight.
I dont criticise gay people, I have gay family friends that I am perfectly fine with, its just when children gender transition I really get pissed
Nobody ever criticizes me for being straight IRL so I have to do it all myself :cri:
You’re straight? Haha thats gay
No, I dont mimd gay or trans people, be whoever the fuck you want, but when you start making kids trans and shit like that it crosses the line
for the good of everyone on the planet, please never communicate another thought or feeling ever again, over any medium
Never heard of the Onion before?
Edit. Oh Jesus, I looked at their comments. Insane nut job mascot.
Oh jeez I wished I didn’t look. Definitely just an account that only gets downvotes.
By leftists
No, but you sound like you might be. A Trump supporter blatantly incapable of absorbing the information right in front of him. Typical.
I am a Trump supporter, and no I am not incapable of absorbing the information in front of me, you saying typical is stereotyping, arent you lefties supposed to discourage that in your magical crusade to be all inclusive? Fucking pansy
Im writting in Joe Biden this november
But a vote for Joe Biden is a vote for Trump!
Did you forget to ask someone?
Based, thank you for your vote
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How will you be able to tell? His speeches are so incoherent! Hahqhahqha
Hahq tuah
I want people to send this to him now!
Suckers bet, I’m not taking it.
But The Onion and its six-member editorial board do not listen to outsiders. Nor do we listen to data, facts, polls, the U.S. government, or the widely panned Geneva Conventions.
I love it.
Finally someone said it. I’m tired of the country of Geneva enforcing its conventions on me and how I approach wars.
/c/NCD leaking
Calm down Canada.
Stop telling me what color shapes I can and cannot use, Geneva!
The Onion and its six-member editorial board do not listen to outsiders. Nor do we listen to data, facts, polls, the U.S. government, or the widely panned Geneva Conventions.
I’m not even American but I’ve already voted for Joe Biden several times. Just wrote the name down on pieces of paper and mailed them off. Adressed them to Joe Biden too, so that shit counts double. Put some extra stamps on them, and that’s exponential growth in the number of times I voted for him. I’m practically a swing state of my own, the way I’m swinging my massive votes around.
screenshotting this and sending it to fox news as an admission of guilt
I’m very afraid some maga is going to read this comment and take it seriously.
Ted Kazinski?
Yeah, the mathematician. What about him?
!it’s a running gag for the onion!<
Tap for spoiler
Hmm
I used:
::: spoiler Tap for spoiler hidden content :::That’s what I used and it works on my app
Whatever you’re using seems to take the > as a comment immediately
I’m using Voyager iOS, but checked this out from a browser.
Looks like this method:
>! spoiler !<doesn’t work on our (yours & my) instance, nor Midwest Social:
Interesting that Join-Lemmy.org advocates for the format I previously showed in a code block:
yet your client supports the “greater than exclamation point” method. It makes me wonder whether your client should support it.
(Lots of folks like that method though per Lemmy GitHub!)
Which client you using? I’ll share this comment with them.
That was the Reddit spoiler tag, so I’m guessing they’re using one of the ex-reddit clients that pivoted to Lemmy during the great migration.
Either Sync, Boost, Eternity, or… the other one I couldn’t remember the name of.
You might know him for his academic papers.
Among other works
And his cake having tendancies
you joke but this is how he’s brightly discussed in some circles lol I have seen some concerning publications that refer to him as uncle Ted and other light-hearted names in a similar context
Seems like it’s up there with the killdozer Fandom. Casual terrorism… Or living the American dream?
terrorism is the American dream, why else would we worship 9/11 and sadam husane?
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I think Internet Explorer is in for him too.
Naw, they’re rooting for Eisenhower.
I’m voting Netscape Navigator. Lesser evil.
Netscape was never lesser or evil.
He’s all the buzz on AIM right now.
upset at myself for taking a whole 10 seconds to get the joke
It took me like 15 😭
I’m a Republican who Does Her Own Research and I TOLD you Libtards that Biden was still in the Race! The whole Kamala thing was a SHAM! HOW can they Endorse Biden if he isn’t running STUPIDS!
I’m glad Americans are finally waking up. Biden may not be perfect, but he is the only candidate who can beat Trump. I’ll be doing my part by voting for him as many times as possible this November!
Lest readers doubt the value of our endorsement, we ask them to remember 2016, when voter complacency almost put Hillary Clinton in the White House before The Onion stepped in.
We really dodged a bullet on that one! (/j)
The Onion wanted to play on hard mode. How do you write satire when that shit head was in the White House?
- took me a moment…
Hell yeah I’m writing him in
