he is the only one that can defeat donald trump

Initially, we’d hoped to publish our endorsement on June 27, 2024, in the hours after Joe Biden’s first televised debate against Donald Trump. Then, we’d hoped to publish it a few days later, following Biden’s highly anticipated July 5 interview with George Stephanopoulos.

Now, on Oct. 2, 2024, we are finally…

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Write in Biden! Make him die earlier and with less comfort!

Finally, a president pick i can trust.

from Vladimir Putin to Anita Hill

oof.

I’m write-in with Biden

It’s JOE-VER…FOR DRUMPF!!!

Um akchually

It’s Her turn

I will be writing in Hillary Clinton for the National People’s Congress of the People’s Republic of China.

oof could he drive a car

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He’s electable IF YOU VOTE FOR HIM

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