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@[email protected]M to Science [email protected]English • 8 months ago

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  • @[email protected]
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    If you draw a line to unite the right edges of the 2 curves, you got the back side of a fish.

    • @[email protected]
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      15•8 months ago

      I’m guessing you’re right next to a cat when you made this comment.

  • modifier
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    Dam they’ve really got my number.

  • @[email protected]
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    https://m.xkcd.com/231/

    Alt text: Yes you are! And you’re sitting there! Hi, kitty!

  • @[email protected]
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    11•8 months ago

    … Checks out. I call my cat monkey lol

  • @[email protected]
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    13•8 months ago

    i blame the toxo

  • @[email protected]
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    Honestly, we could expect the inanity graph to be inversely correlated to intelligence. You only need one of those lines.

    • @[email protected]
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      Correct. Author must be close-ish to a cat.

  • @[email protected]
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    “I just noticed he’s a little guy.” ~Me, on the subject of my cat, daily

  • @[email protected]
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    16•8 months ago

    I thought it was just a given that you need to constantly remind your feline companion that they are, in fact, a cat.

    • @[email protected]
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      Yeah, otherwise they think themselves human and want a seat at the table.

  • @[email protected]
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    “Cat.”

  • @[email protected]
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    It bothers me that FAR is near what’s usually the zero and NEAR is, well, far.

    • dunyol
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      15•8 months ago

      We can have a little suspension of disbelief to ensure the joke lands

      • Gormadt
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        15•8 months ago

        Warning for everyone: that’s a tvtropes link, don’t get too sucked in. It’s like a black hole.

        • Vaquedoso
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          This warning saved my life

        • dunyol
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          And they know it themselves (warning: also a TVTropes link)

        • @[email protected]
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          In that case, I’m going in. See you all tomorrow!

          Edit: I’m back. What year is it?

    • @[email protected]
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      So you feel like a 0? But seriously, there is no correct way for it. But in this case far on the left makes sense, as that is the reading direction of most, so the joke “lands better”.

    • @[email protected]
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      The graph is pretty shitty

  • Captain Aggravated
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    my cat is reminded many times a day that she is grey. and a kitty cat.

    • @[email protected]
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      3•8 months ago

      Mine hears that he is grey and a pretty good cat. He also hears at least once or twice that his name, Bender Bending Rodriguez.

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