The doctor.
The toilet. Lost count of the number of times this has saved me from getting dysentery or something and it’s so convenient when it just pushes the shit away from my house and I never have to see or smell it again. I almost feel bad that I repay it for all its done by repeatedly shitting in it.
I was going to say the paper but you’re absolutely right
Either me or my computer.
My wife.
Same! Mine’s smart, entertaining, manages my social life, probably contributes more to society than I ever will and on top of that, for reasons that still escape explanation, actually wants to have sex with me which is probably the only reason I never turned into an incel. She is easily the best thing in this house, myself included.
Right there with you. She’s amazing. Plans all our trips. Organizes the kids. Lets me do the things I do best. Perfect travel buddy. To wives!🍻
My cat. Everything else in my room brings me either misery or a feeling of meh. Cat brings joy, which is difficult for me to obtain.
Me.
My phone. It might be my laptop, but it’s currently not working. If you consider humans, me.
I’m in my car.
The car.
Same, might say the keys.
ice machine. gets hot out on the shop floor even with fans going
A fridge and dishwasher! Food safety is such a huge contribution to our health
My pc but that’s too easy so I choose my bed as the very next thing. Good comfortable sleep is important.
Toilet
Poop, pee, and in a pinch: hand washing and hydration.
Laptop probably. Linux, tmux, i3, vim, GCC, GDB, Pdb, gplaces, links2, curl, wget, netcat, awk, sed… what more could be needed for happiness?
Idunno, but it’s preloaded with shittons of tools I don’t even know the use of yet (thanks kali). Excluding that probably my lensatic compass. It’s nice, quite cheap and not magnetically dampened but it does the job.
Air freshener.
Pumpkin spice old fashioned. With real pumpkin puree!
