i wish these awesome posts weren’t blurry moldy screenshots cause I really wanna save them
sharpen (unsharp mask)
Are you saying they’re beyond salvation?
i’m saying they kinda suck, probably been compressed by JPEG twice already
You absolute genius
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And add absolutely to the front of almost anything to describe how pissed you were. I was absolutely trousered/shedded/etc
Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
You absolute Sith lord
Look at me I got the low ground!
I don’t think so, you absolute absolutist!
You shouldn’t have given me this new power you absolute pork tenderloin!
I love it! Lol
Foods definitely work best, you absolute Dorito.
Don’t be so sure about that, you absolute budgerigar.
You absolute value
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Absolute unit.
Whoops, I broke it.
Only a Sith deals in absolutes
you absolut vodka
You absolute textbook.
Yeah, you.
Thank… You…?
How dare you say that? you absolute toothpaste
I think his name is based on “Harvey Dent”, and not “dentistry” you absolute dolphin
Almost any adjective works. It’s the ‘you’ part that implies ire and intended denigration.
You incredible sock! You blind carrot! You empty bottle! You missing tooth! You complete thumb! You glazed pie! You stewed milk! You wet sandwich! You frosted toenail! You waxy discharge! You nauseous chifferobe!
Okay maybe not every one of them works but I think most of the time you can just put on a bad attitude and attach a adjective to an object to create some rare insults.
I think it works best with an adjective that has 3+ syllables. E.g. You incorrigible turnip You reprehensible teapot You abominable spoon You acephalous sandwich
I’ve watched all of the Gordon Ramsey Kitchen Nightmares series and it’s full of these, except it’s usually fuckin’ instead of absolute.
My favorite is when after having lunch he went back to the kitchen to find they were just microwaving everything. The exchange went something like this:
“Did I have anything for lunch that wasn’t microwaved?”
“your salad”
“Of course you don’t microwave a salad you fuckin’ donut”
Edit
Found the clip at 1:15 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so5eX9q3k9A
It’s a very British thing. Like adding “ed” to anything to mean very drunk. Hammered, trollied, steamed, cunted etc.
You absolute water bottle
