This ability of the sorcerer will wipe any one song of your choosing from the pages of history, as if it never existed! Gone from our reality. They were going to do it anyway, but they’re making you choose.
Which song would you pick?
(If you really can’t narrow it down to one, then try narrowing to three)
~picture credit goes to zenart07 , DeviantArt~
I got a feeling that tonight’s gonna be a good night.
But also so many more.
That one justin bieber song from when he first got famous
Happy Birthday
Somebody just posted this image in another Ask and I thought it was relevant:
Damn! I was going to say American Pie but I think you’ve got the better answer but I don’t want to hear either of these songs ever again.
last christmas 😁
I firmly believe you have identified the correct answer.
A lot of other song suggestions in this thread are actually decent and come down to taste, but this fucking song came to mind immediately.
Could I cut up my wish into just wiping parts of a few songs? Like the march tune from Tears of a Clown, the electronic watch alarm in Rock the Casbah, and the chopsticks part of Blinded by the Light.
The sorcerer indulges you this wish.
Delusions of a Savior by Slayer because telling Spotify to block it and never play it again means that Spotify will insert it into every other playlist
1-877-CARS-4KIDS
K.A.R.S CARS FOR KIDS
1-877-CARS 4 KIDS
DONATE YOUR CAR TODAY
runs screaming off a cliff, smiling through tears
1000%
K a r s cars for kids?
They’re kids, not English professors
Sorry, whenever I read the phone number 1 877 Kars for kids, it needs to be spelled incorrectly, just in case someone wanted to donate their car today. If they’re going to spell it wrong I’m the phone number it should be spelled wrong in the lyrics. I didn’t realize the op had spelled out the phone number correctly XD
Now accepting donations of land, buildings, and other forms of real estate!
Can I please donate the real estate this occupies in my brain.
Feliz Navidad.
Illegals in my yard
Nah, it’s just wicked repetitive and I hate it. I had a cubicle neighbor that played the radio and it felt like that frigging song played in a loop, alongside the “kars 4 kids” jingle.
I guess it wasn’t clear but I was trying to make people aware of the following parody of Feliz Navidad: Illegals in my yard
I’m not sure how you interpreted it.
Ah, I thought you were being racist against people who might sing a song in a non-English language.
Nope, while I prefer songs in languages that I know fluently, I don’t mind other languages though I prefer to know the meaning before singing it myself.
Also Feliz Navidad has more English words anyways.
What sorcery is this?!
I actually quite like Weezer, but goddamn that song drives me nuts for some reason I can’t put my finger on. A close second is Bubbly - Colbie Caillat, in large part because of the line “I get the tingles in a silly place”. It’s such a deranged way to say you’re horny.
I think Beverly Hills is supposed to be grating. Like the people from Beverly Hills.
That dance monkey song.
ugh i take psychic damage whenever i hear that song
Pearl jam last kiss.
I just hate it.
Keep who let the dogs out, keep the witch doctor, toss the last kiss.
Them’s fightin’ words!
Updoot
Hello sorcerer. Please erase “Man, I feel like a woman” by Shania Twain. It annoys me anyway, but it not like it makes being a woman sound especially inspiring either (“Colour my hair, do what I dare” - woah, slow down there Shania!). Thanks.
So shall it be done.
Bird is the word irritates me in ways I cannot describe
I don’t think I’ve heard that one.
Well don’t you know, bird is the word? Everybody knows that bird is the word.
B b b…
Never Gonna Give You Up just so it breaks the Internet.
