This ability of the sorcerer will wipe any one song of your choosing from the pages of history, as if it never existed! Gone from our reality. They were going to do it anyway, but they’re making you choose.
Which song would you pick?
(If you really can’t narrow it down to one, then try narrowing to three)
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Near, far…whereeeeeeever you are.
And with it delete Matt Mulholland’s beautiful rendition on the recorder? I think not!
Pearl jam last kiss.
I just hate it.
Keep who let the dogs out, keep the witch doctor, toss the last kiss.
Updoot
Them’s fightin’ words!
The Song That Doesn’t End—we’ll finally rescue all those people who started singing it not knowing what it was.
But they’ll continue singing forever, they just won’t know what they’re singing anymore.
The US national anthem. People will stand around before sporting events knowing that they used to do something but are mystified they can’t remember what.
Hey Jude.
NO! Don’t make it bad.
Never Gonna Give You Up just so it breaks the Internet.
I actually quite like Weezer, but goddamn that song drives me nuts for some reason I can’t put my finger on. A close second is Bubbly - Colbie Caillat, in large part because of the line “I get the tingles in a silly place”. It’s such a deranged way to say you’re horny.
I think Beverly Hills is supposed to be grating. Like the people from Beverly Hills.
Baby Shark. The entire time that ducking song was making it’s rounds through society, I managed to avoid it. I knew it was repetitive and awful, and through good fortune and luck, it missed me completely.
Then I watched the new season of Umbrella Academy. Those motherfuckers.
For the sake of that one poor woman, please delete “cbat.” It’s done enough damage.
Mr. Brightside by the killers… fuck that song, fuck that song so much. My hatred of that song extends to everything else the killers do without ever hearing them
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Guess what? It’s been in the charts consistently for over 8 years and is currently #61.
It was only a kiss…
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Black Hole Sun
That dance monkey song.
ugh i take psychic damage whenever i hear that song
The boys are back in town. I never liked the sing to begin with, but when I first started my apprenticeship I was working in a valley that only had a couple of radio stations and the only one I liked was a classic rock station. Apparently one of their DJs loved it though. They would play it every day at the same time, just when I was getting out of work and getting on the highway to head home. It ruined my afternoon for about a week until I realised they were going to play it everyday, and I just started my ride home in silence. It still irritates the shit out of me when I hear it now.
Oh! I got a similar story. My first roommate in college had a Police CD, Every time you got in it started at the first song, Roxanne… He NEVER changed the CD.
I never was a big fan but by the end of the year I hated that song.
it is such a pathetic song…remember that one time that guy did a thing and we just died laughing? remember that? That was cool…
Anything K-Pop. The world will be better off without any of it.
Nobody tell him about Country
Oh I’d take country any day over K-Pop… and I despise country.
Emily - Joanna Newsom. I don’t hate it whatsoever but ever since listening to Joanna, this song in particular, I haven’t achieved that musical high since. Maybe in this altered universe it can be created once more so I can feel that joy and wonderment again - if only for a moment.
That’s quite some praise.