1.) Drop out of high school and get your GED before your principal tells you to.

2.) Tell the high-school GF to hit the road. She’s no good, and on some level, you know it.

3.) When the army recruiter comes around, tell him no. Do not be polite. Do not offer a reason.

4.) That half a semester of drafting you did in the 9th grade? Keep going down that road, don’t wait until your 30s.

“You’re right!”

Strive for independence with every fiber of your being. Your family that you live with doesn’t love you.

That’s why they’re dicks to you. They lie and tell you it’s “for your own good” or some other bullshit. But really they’re afraid to admit that they don’t know how to love you… They may not know how to love anyone.

Being grounded for 2/3 of the year every year - when you have no disciplinary or legal troubles - is imprisonment, it is not just punishment. Making you eat vomit is not an important life lesson, it is abuse. A person who openly favors one child over the other doesn’t love any of her children, least of all you.

Your brothers learned to love from someone incapable of loving. That’s why they are indifferent to your suffering. That’s why they only care what you can do for them and feel no obligation to do anything that benefits you.

You can’t snap your fingers and be independent. But it is within your grasp if you reach for it. Reach for it with your entire being.

Your dad is reaching out now because you’re 18 and he doesn’t have to deal with a psycho to get ahold of you anymore. Hold him accountable, but trust his intentions. He’s rusty at relating, but let him show you how much he loves you. And use that to remind you of how much the others don’t.

This is your last chance to admit your feelings before you drift apart and you never talk to her again.

Also, be nicer to grandma and spend more time with her, you have far less time than you’ve convinced yourself you have.

You have ADHD. If you don’t do something about it, it will undermine you your whole life and you’ll blame yourself.

Also, take up running. You’re really good at it, and future you wishes she took it up when she was your age

Trust your instinct that the uni course you’ve chosen isn’t right for you.

Crypto currency is not a flash in the pan. Buy Bitcoin!!!

Bitcoin, gme stock. Start buying now and don’t stop until rich.

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You aren’t lazy, you aren’t undisciplined, you just have ADHD. get that shit diagnosed and treated or you’ll lose your full ride scholarship.

A desk job is fine, and you’re good at programming. Don’t be afraid to major in something computer related.

BTC is a scam but buy a lot of it as early as possible, it’ll peak around 65k. God doesn’t exist, the republicans are fucking ghouls

Big Macs are not a good source for sustenance. Yes, they are tasty, no just don’t.

You don’t have super powers, you’re not having a “spiritual crisis,” you have ADHD and you’re losing your shit. See a doctor. Medicine is good.

That’s it. That would basically rewrite the last 18 years of my life (not that it’s been bad, but I lost out on doing cool stuff in my 20s to figuring out I had, and how to deal with, my mental illness)

Two things: you have ADHD, learn how to deal with it now or things will get worse.

The other thing would be a hint on where to find my current SO.

Nothing I could change would affect her path in life up until I meet her. Our lives are very separate.

All the ADHDers in here. :(

Same. Same.

In November 2020, you will invest all your money into Gamestop. Sell once the price hits $200.