This makes me feel like I did the first time I saw a full blood moon. Amused but ultimately disappointed that the world didn’t end.
What about a pale blood moon?
You did it wrong pal, you’re supposed to fish during the blood moon.
You’re gonna get your ass kicked by a Dreadnautilus doing that
I prefer to cook then.
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Even scarier when you realize Friday the 13th is on a Sunday.
You can’t just move holidays. Who do you think you are, the President of Venezuela?
This looks like an email my boomer dad would forward to everyone he knows.
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Obummer foes it again
The best I’ve seen was at a beach in Brazil.
Barraca = shack, post, tent
Brahma = brand of beer
This guy had a shack thing on the beach to sell beer and it was called Barraca do OBrahma and it had a picture of Obama.
My self esteam decreased drastically after realising
feels like this would go viral on Facebook.
As a devout Last Thursdayist I invite you all to share in the weirdness this year, as Halloween falls on a Thursday. Join me in celebrating the existential horror of not knowing if the universe was created mere hours ago with the appearance of age while handing out free candy and watching scary movies.
I’m a devout Carcinizationist. May your bucket be filled.
If you put that in the mirror it’s kinda true, except that it’s also on a Thursday this year haha
Unfortunately this won’t happen until October 31st 2600. Starting on March 1st in the year 2600, the Julian calendar (popular in centuries past, and still used in a few places) will differ by 18 days from the Gregorian calendar (the current worldwide standard calendar).
It happens that October 31st in the year 2600 lands on a Friday, and so the Julian October 13th, which lands on that same day, is also a Friday.
There may be a sooner Friday the 13th that lands on Halloween, if you know of other obscure calendars like the Hebrew, Islamic, or Chinese calendars. I don’t know enough about those to check.
obscure calendars like the Hebrew, Islamic, or Chinese calendars
That’s not very nice to say, also very false
I eagerly await your writeup on whichever calendar you think I need to know more about.
You don’t need to learn about other people calendar but you mentionned about 3 calendars that are very famous and used by a significant portion of the world population. That not something obscure at all. Just something that is not part of your culture and you don’t know.
I love it when people over analyze shitposts. Well done!
It’s also always either 5, 6 or 11 years (or 7 in very rare cases, when you’re on both sides of a skipped leap year like 1900 or 2100) between “day X falls on day of the week Y” events unless you’re talking about February 29.
I’m gullible as hell I showed this to my gf super excitedly
Don’t feel bad. I once showed my then-girlfriend news of a Firefly renewal on April 1st.
You can’t take the sky from me.
🍃
Straight to jail.
Not sure I get it.
Chin up, now you know she really loves ya
She might have dumped them immediately, you don’t know
I actually shit his pants for him and then gave him a forceful blumpkin, he cried after.
Cried with joy about how much he loves you?
Well I asked ChatGPT if that is true. It’s so cool that ChatGPT isn’t allowed to tell me how stupid that question is
Yes totally reliable and accurate chatpgt
Sorry, I only believe in The Robot Devil from Futurama.
Fuck it. I wanna suck a dick before everything goes tit’s up.
Like a clean and kinda cute one though. Non dick type of dick ya kmow
Go get yourself a twink ig?
How bendy are you?
When you believe in things that you don’t understand then you suffer.
Superstition ain’t the way
Stevie Wonder much?
this is why I’m a computer denialist
They’re just rock sprites trapped and tricked into doing math
let my people go
I call it sand that’s been tortured so much they started doing math.
Why would computers need a dentist?
Why did this have to pass 666 up votes,
Could’ve been left at 666 updates and this post would be even better
You can work on 666 down arrows
Or 666 comments!
I remember a friend of mine showing us this image many years ago all excited. To this day he’s mocked for it
