My self esteam decreased drastically after realising
As a devout Last Thursdayist I invite you all to share in the weirdness this year, as Halloween falls on a Thursday. Join me in celebrating the existential horror of not knowing if the universe was created mere hours ago with the appearance of age while handing out free candy and watching scary movies.
I’m a devout Carcinizationist. May your bucket be filled.
Well if we’re going through another doomsday scenario then hopefully this one puts us out of our misery this time.
We deserve it ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKC21wDarBo
Sorry, I only believe in The Robot Devil from Futurama.
I can’t believe it actually started to compute this in my head. C’mon coffee, get to work.
Me: a complete dumbass.
“I could swear it happened once when I was a kid”
“…Wait a second…”
Unfortunately this won’t happen until October 31st 2600. Starting on March 1st in the year 2600, the Julian calendar (popular in centuries past, and still used in a few places) will differ by 18 days from the Gregorian calendar (the current worldwide standard calendar).
It happens that October 31st in the year 2600 lands on a Friday, and so the Julian October 13th, which lands on that same day, is also a Friday.
There may be a sooner Friday the 13th that lands on Halloween, if you know of other obscure calendars like the Hebrew, Islamic, or Chinese calendars. I don’t know enough about those to check.
obscure calendars like the Hebrew, Islamic, or Chinese calendars
That’s not very nice to say, also very false
I eagerly await your writeup on whichever calendar you think I need to know more about.
You don’t need to learn about other people calendar but you mentionned about 3 calendars that are very famous and used by a significant portion of the world population. That not something obscure at all. Just something that is not part of your culture and you don’t know.
I love it when people over analyze shitposts. Well done!
It’s also always either 5, 6 or 11 years (or 7 in very rare cases, when you’re on both sides of a skipped leap year like 1900 or 2100) between “day X falls on day of the week Y” events unless you’re talking about February 29.
Isn’t Halloween always on 31 October? How’s this possible?
I just had to explain this to my coworker…
Thank you for asking because I had no idea what’s wrong with this post until I reached your comment.
Did you know that Christmas and Halloween are the same day? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.
That’s why it’s so scary 😱
The Halloween is inside the calendar!!!
Im more scared for Nov. 5th TBH.
Oh, you don’t like bonfire night? Fireworks too loud? /s
Edit: Seriously, good luck to you guys - I’ll be watching nervously from the UK (where our election was on 4th July.)
It took your edit to realise they weren’t talking about bonfire night.
Probably because the Orange Anti-Christ is running for President.
Even scarier when you realize Friday the 13th is on a Sunday.
I remember a friend of mine showing us this image many years ago all excited. To this day he’s mocked for it
Fuck it. I wanna suck a dick before everything goes tit’s up.
Like a clean and kinda cute one though. Non dick type of dick ya kmow
Go get yourself a twink ig?
How bendy are you?
This makes me feel like I did the first time I saw a full blood moon. Amused but ultimately disappointed that the world didn’t end.
You did it wrong pal, you’re supposed to fish during the blood moon.
You’re gonna get your ass kicked by a Dreadnautilus doing that
I prefer to cook then.
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What about a pale blood moon?
If we declare it “the floor is lava” day, would that mean he can’t walk on earth?
