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Flying Squid to Terrible Estate Agent [email protected] •
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8 months ago

You have to REALLY like chandeliers.

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You have to REALLY like chandeliers.

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Flying Squid to Terrible Estate Agent [email protected] •
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Overall a nice house with some lovely scenic views. But someone was very chandelier-happy.

Also, white carpet in the red-sanded Arizona desert? Possibly not the best plan.

Even the bathroom- chandelier.

https://www.zillow.com/homes/2856-State-Route-179-Sedona,-AZ-86336_rb/81977020_zpid/

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  • @[email protected]
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    8•8 months ago

    I thought it was filled with water from a hurricane at first glance

  • Tug
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    6•8 months ago

    The thumbnail made it look like a pool with chandeliers, I’m not sure this is better.

  • @[email protected]
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    7•8 months ago

    Sedona, AZ. Say no more.

  • @[email protected]
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    11•8 months ago

    The cover photo looks like an AI generated image since it doesn’t understand the appropriate number of light fixtures.

  • Mister Neon
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    25•8 months ago

    It’s got some “backrooms” / liminal space vibes.

    • @[email protected]
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      8•8 months ago

      My first thought. Definite Poolrooms energy.

    • @[email protected]
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      5•8 months ago

      It’s like a “cheerful” house of leaves

  • AlexisFR
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    4•8 months ago

    Is the first pic supposed to be a garage?

  • @[email protected]
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    39•8 months ago

    This seems like a fake house that’s just for hosting parties lol like I can’t imagine someone actually living in such a ridiculous space

    • @[email protected]
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      28•8 months ago

      100% a swinger house. I’d bet there’s an absurd number of bathrooms as well.

      • Flying SquidOP
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        41•8 months ago

        They probably shouldn’t swing. Those chandeliers probably won’t hold their weight.

        • @[email protected]
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          7•8 months ago

          Heyoooh!

          • Flying SquidOP
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            7•8 months ago

            I’ll be here all week, folks! Try the fish!

      • @[email protected]
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        21•8 months ago

        6 beds, 8 baths on a few acres of land for not-too-much privacy, lots of off street parking. Swinger house seems pretty plausible. Whomever owned it definitely entertained parties of some sort quite a bit there

        • GreatAlbatross
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          2•8 months ago

          Gotta check for Pampas Grass, that’s the hallmark.

  • @[email protected]
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    34•8 months ago

    And they’re ALL DIFFERENT

    Seriously, how did they find SO MANY completely different chandeliers?

    • Flying SquidOP
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      22•8 months ago

      It’s like it’s a chandelier display store for very elite customers.

      • @[email protected]
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        5•8 months ago

        Feels like an episode of Interdemensional TV from Rick and Morty

    • wander1236
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      Maybe it’s a collection

      • @[email protected]
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        I think whether it was intentionally one or not, it’s become one

  • @[email protected]
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    4•8 months ago

    is this place flooded?

  • @[email protected]
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    18•8 months ago

    Things like this remind me that rich people have the absolute worst fucking taste imaginable. Assuming they have any taste beyond “maximally expensive” like they’re pre-modern nobility.

    • Flax
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      1•8 months ago

      Even pre modern nobility had ideas like gothic architecture vs Gregorian or something

  • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝
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    15•8 months ago

    The location is magnificent but everything about the house is naff - not just the chandeliers but the curtains, the kitchen, the balconies, the archways, even the outdoor area. The temptation would be to knock it all down and put in something more open to take advantage of the vistas.

  • @[email protected]
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    9•8 months ago

    Loving the clouds painted on the ceiling. Did a five year old design this house?

    • Prehensile_cloaca
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      5•8 months ago

      No way, this is peak Boomer, guaranteed.

  • GreatAlbatross
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    8•8 months ago

    I guess when you have double-height rooms, you have to use that space for something.

    • Prehensile_cloaca
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      In this case, they went with weather formation

  • The Pantser
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    10•8 months ago

    They bought one and Amazon fucked up and sent a pallet.

  • Xanthrax
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    46•8 months ago

    Why would you paint the sky on the ceiling and then add chandeliers?! It feels like a fallout bunker.

    • @[email protected]
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      I find a cloudy look in them.

    • @[email protected]
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      14•8 months ago

      Delusions of Versailles, on a budget.

      https://images.app.goo.gl/TuosGDxh19FU22Xc8

      • @[email protected]
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        4•8 months ago

        Paris, TX was not enough so they made their own Versailles, AZ

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