It’s nice to see more CEO’s embracing Work from Home
This is awesome lol
The corporate Memphis really sells it
Also lol at the phoned in replies. Nothing means anything anymore. I hate this hellhole.
Almost certainly those people logged into linkdn, it witlessly told them Ryan had a new position and had a button you press to “congratulate him” and they all pushed it without even reading what the position was. It’s perfect.
In bad country, the subjugated devotees of the state cult just go through the motions.
corporate Memphis
aaahh is that what it’s called! It actually has a name!
Happy
day!
Gonna start putting my time in county lockup on my resume
Applying for a modeling gig
Submits mugshot
Arrives in classic black and white stripes, chain around ankle with a metal ball on the end of the chain
Hey, it works if you’re hot
Applying for a modeling gig
Submits mugshot
Big Jeremy Meeks energy
excellent post tbh
Death to America
I will never not celebrated a jailed CEO. Good for him.
Whaddya know, Linkedin actually has some (or at least one) good posts…
Congratulations Shinji dot gif
To be honest this is pretty funny
I fully support disgraced capitalists being goofy. When the revolution comes the funniest should get slightly reduced punishments so each one has to to out-jester the other
I mean idk what his assets are like (if since this was a finance crime they were seized or something) but if this guy is going to gen pop prison for almost a decade and lost his assets, guy at least for now is effectively a worker again. real prison, like death, is quite the equalizer. Still likely maintains bourgeois mentality, but hell; if this is his attitude going in maybe there’s hope yet. As it stands he poses no class threat to the workers while this is his fate. He’s basically a stand-up comic now.
And looking shallowly at it and the case he was tied to he didn’t even hurt anyone real. it looks like they just ripped off rich crypto douches and corporations of them and then used some of that for campaign finance for his democrat wife (meanwhile we got Nancy fucking Pelosi here), which is why they’re being punished; it was white(collar)-on-white(collar) crime unlike the bankers and real estate ghouls that Obama and the democrats shielded and bailed out in 2008 who ruined huge masses of regular working people. relative to that it’s really victimless crime tbh.
I HATE NEW MEMPHIS CORPO STYLE
I HATE NEW MEMPHIS CORPO STYLE
HEARTBREAKING: The worst person you know just made a great post
Yeah, this is a good post
It would be pretty funny if in 2 weeks he updates it to “Prison Snitch at CFI Cumberland” then in 2 months it’s “Executive Prison Snitch at CFI Cumberland” then “Patient at CFI Cumberland Infirmary” after getting shanked, then finally “Cadaver at St John’s Hospital Cumberland”.
Amazing post, holy shit
