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@[email protected] to Spooky 👻 Halloween 🎃 Dark 🦇 Horror 🔪 [email protected]English • 8 months ago

Candycorn

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Candycorn

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  • @[email protected]
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    11•8 months ago

    …is the Brussels sprouts of candy.

    • Metostopholes
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      18•8 months ago

      I guess you’re right, because I love both of them.

      • @[email protected]
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        Candycorn + peanuts = Payday 🤤

        • @[email protected]
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          7•8 months ago

          You son of a bitch. I’m in

    • @[email protected]
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      13•8 months ago

      Brussels sprouts are so much more delicious than I was told they would be as a kid. I only tried them the first time in my 30s. Seasoned and baked in the oven. Absolutely delicious.

      Candy corn sux

      • @[email protected]
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        17•8 months ago

        They are different now than they were 30 years ago. You’re Not Wrong—Brussels Sprouts Taste Way Better Now Than They Did When We Were Kids, and It’s Because of Science

        • @[email protected]
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          5•8 months ago

          Wild! Had no idea!

  • The Giant Korean
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    9•8 months ago

    I love candy corn. There, I said it.

    • flicker
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      4•8 months ago

      I want to point out to anyone afraid of saying they love candy corn-

      You fall under the Black Jellybean/Black Licorice rule. Every single person who hates candy corn will pretend there’s something wrong with you, but we all need one of you in our lives to take the candy corn/black jellybeans/black licorice. We may pretend to mock you, but without you, we either have to eat that garbage ourselves, or feel really guilty throwing it away.

      Just remember, mockery over these things comes in the same form as mocking a beloved sibling. You might think we’re picking on you, and we are, but we love you.

      • The Giant Korean
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        1•8 months ago

        I really love this.

        Unfortunately, I don’t know anyone who likes black licorice.

  • @[email protected]
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    16•8 months ago

    For the curious, I zoomed in on the plate on the table and that is not a plate of fried or sunny-side-up eggs, they are cookies with little pumpkins frosted onto them!

    • @[email protected]
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      10•8 months ago

      deleted by creator

  • @[email protected]
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    3•8 months ago

    if your candycorn crunches like that its probably at least a year old

    • @[email protected]
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      2•8 months ago

      The only downside is now I need to buy more

  • @[email protected]
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    23•8 months ago

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    10•8 months ago

    A single handful of candy corn is all I can handle for a year.

    • @[email protected]
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      3•8 months ago

      Keep it up. You’ll get there!

    • @[email protected]
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      2•8 months ago

      Same here, but I savor that handful

    • @[email protected]
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      2•8 months ago

      A day is all I can make a single handful of candy corn last.

  • @[email protected]
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    2•8 months ago

    What if I could melt candy corn and use it as a syrup on pancakes?

    • @[email protected]
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      It’s a lose-lose situation here.

      You would be still be eating candy corn which is best described as the shape, color, texture, and flavor of Shrek’s earwax, just without the shape anymore

      Beyond that, it would either harden into an impenetrable crust that would flatten your pan cake into a sad pan cracker when you try to get through it, or be extremely thick, sticky napalm that sticks to your gums and makes your whole mouth look and feel like the end of Terminator 2

      I don’t like candy corn

      • @[email protected]
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        6•8 months ago

        A pancake encased in a candy corn shell? That actually sounds amazing!

  • @[email protected]
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    Judgemental ass cat smfh

    • @[email protected]
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      3•8 months ago

      Standard cat behavior

  • Mayor Poopington
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    16•8 months ago

  • @[email protected]
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    8•8 months ago

    I would legitimately do this if calories weren’t a concern.

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    4•8 months ago

    Circus peanuts are still worse. But candy corn is so close.

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