When I was a child, I was told that hunters used to put things like twigs in their boots, so the European badger would let go, when they heard the “leg break”.
Though I doubted it even then.
honey badger don’t care
I love this meme, and nearly commented it myself to the top comment, but i learned an american badger != a honey badger :(
Lol, dang. TIL. I almost googled it, but I’m happier learning it vicariously through you. Takes some of the brunt of the blow.
Ye, they are apparently a different race of badgers!
Source : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Badger
That’s exactly what badgers do in the stories of Beatrix Potter
Having just visited the Lakes District, it’s wild how much Beatrix Potter stores there are.
I guess that’s why my American ass grew up with Beatrix Potter. My English grandparents had a caravan in the lake district
Yep! Potter owned a fuck ton of land in that area and donated it to the national trust, which is a big reason why the entire area is the British equivalent of a national park.
the British equivalent of a national park
You mean… a national park?
Wait till you hear what they do in Brian Jacques’ Redwall series!
Cook meth?
…Forbidden Beatrix Potter.
But the American badger turns out to just want to drink a beer and talk about sports whereas the European badger, after having sat you down for some tea and buttered crumpets, reveals itself to be a racist eugenicist
TBH, “reveals itself by shivving you anyway” is probably closer to the truth with Brittons and their tea.
No dude, you’re thinking of the other kind of British. I’m pretty sure their badgers are related to the homosapiens poulus aggressor, more commonly known as “football hooligans” to the locals.
Racisto? Europians? What an absolutely outrageous accusation. Badgers on
Don’t ask the le posh civil gentlesir Euro badger their opinion of Romani people.
“It’s not racist because it’s true, they really should be exterminated.”
90% of the time Euro badgers do that
10% of the time they scream “Eulalia!” and tear you limb from limb
Redwallposting
I just want a seat at the table for one of their feasts.
Or split your skull with a halberd
Is there a Redwall community? I’m tempted to make one but I have no idea how
Not that I know of, go for it (idk how to make one either)
I’ve witnessed a European badger stand up to a golden retriever much bigger than it barking and growling aggressively in its face and the badger stood its ground. I don’t know if it was too scared to turn away or if it genuinely wanted to fight, but it was brave AF either way. (also I’ve never seen such a clean badger, but tbf most examples I see are dead on the road :/ )
If you think American badgers are bad wait till you meet the crack fox
I look like one who would taxidermied those
European badgers would defend their mountain fortress from a weasel warlord
Ugh. Searats again? Didn’t we just send them packing one book ago?
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Fuck it, there is no substitute.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pzagBTcYsYQ
(if i could i would upload the original flash animation from albino black sheep)
I hate how hard it’s to convey this masterpiece of a meme to younger audience now that Newgrounds doesn’t use the music background anymore and ng isn’t a default go to media place for them. Even Know Your Meme doesn’t mention why this is created.
I missed the NG era as a young lad. Would you please elaborate?
Newgrounds used to have audio visualizer, one of it feature the badger, mushroom, and snake, so someone went and create this song as a joke, and it blows up because some of us will have that visualizer running.
It’s also catchy.
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Badgers? We don’t need no stinking badgers!
Mushroom mushroom.
Australian badgers are half this size, have no teeth at all, but can project venom 50ft from a gland in their nostril. The venom is completely harmless to humans, however it soaks into the skin and causes a pheromone to be emitted from the lungs such that when you are asleep, it attracts 14 different species of deadly venomous spiders that are attracted to your airway from up to a 4km radius.
I’m pretty sure you made this up, so i believe it completely.
Those are the ones related to drop bears, right? I mean they’ve gotta be.
I don’t want to know if this is true or not. Nobody look it up.
No.
You had me in the first half
Wat.
It sounds kinda based on stink badgers but they also aren’t in Australia.
Of course Australian badgers would do this.
This is all true but it’s missing a key detail. The Australian badger is actually completely unrelated to the European and American badgers (which are mustelids). The Australian badger is a marsupial most closely related to the Tasmanian devil.
That’s worse. So much worse. “I won’t kill you but you’ll wish I did”
American badger is a wolverine? Genuine question.
No, this is a wolverine:
It’s about twice as big as an American badger.
😲
No, this is a wolverine
Fucking awesome
No, this is a wolverine:
He’s a living raging powerhouse who’s bound to knock you back on your emerald posterior!
I’m wolverine and so is my wife.
Ah, a family sized meth weasel.
Honey badgers will fuck up your shit simply because it was there.
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