The shrimp are holier than we are because they cannot see the devil’s color (it’s pink 🩷)

They didn’t keep the mythological stuff, that got edited out too as needed once it started disagreeing with the State and the Church.

if marxist-leninists aren’t far left who is?

Wasn’t this the plot of Iron Man 3?

There’s no way lawmakers stop this, so anyone know a way to wear a mask in public without looking like a lunatic?

She just refuses to take any case unless her handlers tell her to, so her schedule is always open

But isn’t the asteroid belt there a belt and not a planet because of Jupiter? That sounds more like a racket to me

Memory

Like from Cats?

Not that I know of, go for it (idk how to make one either)

Well maybe I’m not all that aphantasiac, I immediately came up with a woman pushing a 9-ball on a green billiards table

My interpretation is that since the Hebrew spelling is “YHWH” and a word isn’t really pronounceable without vowels, it’s actually " ", the beginning and the end of every word

90% of the time Euro badgers do that

10% of the time they scream “Eulalia!” and tear you limb from limb

It’s a great movie, it brought me to tears, I highly recommend it.

I’m also just a sucker for Death depictions

following a business merger with a blank-check firm

Oh look, another bribe

There’s plenty of evidence Jesus existed

You might be missing the point of the OP, your news aggregators is an aggregation of a story you’re being told.

The Theorying is half the fun

Your answer in the form of a meme

Yeah, well scientists just like making things more complicated so they can feel important

If it’s a small fruit you can pop in your mouth without a stone, it’s a berry

I have a scar over my eye from a trebuchet I built in high school, then I went to college for engineering, so that checks out